It MMEEEE! Y'all come see me.

Hey tweeps. I started working on a #dotnet library to test built in interfaces for semantic purpose. Right now, it's shoehorned into another project (which is what's using it.) Are enough people interested in this idea to spin it off to its own project?

I dream of the day I can let my #Linux box run updates without it requiring me to reinstall the entire operating system... #sigh

I would say I just spent an hour that I'll never get back at @USPS getting absolutely no help, but I think I was just in a Monty Python skit...

Me, looking at a 3400 line #FSharp test file I need to convert to #CSharp: Ugh, there are not enough RegExs for this...

In personal news, I’m on the job market again. If you need DevRel leadership or just a solid Dev Advocate with over 15 years of experience, hit me up - pj at devrelate dot io I’m also available for contract gigs

Whelp, #MVPBuzz renewal application submitted. It's all over except the crying, now...

I think I'm going to put #Linux on an old laptop that's struggling on Win10, due to a lack of TPM2 module. Old me would use Debian. More recent me would use Ubuntu. However, I know a lot of really good distros have come out lately. So, mostly dev, what distros should I look at?

Pro tip: do not accidentally deep fry part of your hand. It really hurts... (Yes, I will be fine...)

Finally made it out to @HattieBs to try the Shut the Cluck Up sandwich. I can see why a normal person would have problems with it. Of course, I had no problem.

I almost called the police that night. That’s the instinct when you see a seven-year-old boy sitting alone on a curb at 8:00 p.m. soaked by freezing rain, no adult in sight, clutching a backpack like it’s the only thing keeping him upright. I was pumping gas at a rundown station on the edge of town. Flickering lights. Buzzing signs. The kind of place people don’t linger. But I couldn’t ignore him. He sat perfectly still, hoodie plastered to his skin, shivering, staring across the lot at the glowing 24-hour store beside a massive warehouse. Too small. Too quiet. Too alone. At 68, my knees ache in the cold and I don’t move fast anymore. But I move when it matters. I walked over slowly. “Hey, buddy. You okay? Waiting for someone?” He jumped, eyes wide. “My mom said stay right here. Don’t move. Don’t talk to strangers.” “In this rain? Where’s your mom?” He pointed at the warehouse. “She’s working overtime. If she leaves early, they fire her. She said it would be quick.” He said it calmly, like someone repeating rules they learned too early. No complaints. Just facts. It hit me hard. “Come inside,” I said. “You can’t sit out here like this.” I bought him hot cocoa and a warm sandwich. We sat by the window on those uncomfortable stools, watching rain pound the pavement. “I’m Frank,” I said. “Leo,” he whispered, cupping the mug. We talked. He loved Minecraft. Hated math because “numbers don’t make sense.” Wanted to be an astronaut. “Up there,” he said, “it’s quiet. No one yells.” Around 10:30, a woman burst through the door, drenched and frantic in a warehouse uniform. Sarah. She grabbed Leo, checking him over, crying as rain mixed with tears. Then she saw me. Panic flashed across her face. “Please don’t call anyone. I’m a good mom. The sitter canceled. I tried everyone. If I miss a shift, we lose the apartment. Rent’s almost $2,000. Childcare is impossible. I had no choice.” She braced for judgment. “Easy,” I said, raising my hands. “No one’s calling anyone.” I saw my younger self in her. The exhaustion. The fear. Parents today juggling impossible costs with no room to breathe. “I’m retired,” I told her. “Old mechanic. My days are long and quiet. Here’s my number. Next emergency, call me. I’ll watch him. Help with homework. No charge.” She stared at the napkin. “Why would you help us?” “Because no child should sit in the rain,” I said. “And no parent should have to choose between a paycheck and their kid.” That was over a year ago. Now I pick Leo up from school a couple days a week. We hit the library. Build things inspired by Minecraft. Work through math problems. When he gets one right, his whole face lights up. Sarah joins us for dinner when her shift ends. But the ripple didn’t stop there. I told the story at the VFW. Retired guys. Veterans. Men who thought their useful years were behind them. Now we’ve got an informal “Grandpa Network.” Mike drives a neighbor’s daughter to dance. Dave watches the bus stop for a single dad. Others tutor, fix bikes, offer safe porches and steady eyes. No titles. No applause. Just filling gaps in a system that leaves families stretched thin and silent. Sarah recently got a better job. Day shifts. No warehouse. She hugged me and said, “You changed everything.” I shook my head. “I just noticed.” That’s the first lesson. Notice. Look up. See the quiet struggles. Second. Small acts multiply. One cup of cocoa. One offer. One umbrella. Third. Community still works. We just forgot how to build it. Fourth. Judgment shuts doors. Grace opens them. Fifth. Purpose doesn’t expire. Helping others gave my days meaning again. There are Leos everywhere. There are Sarahs everywhere. You don’t need money or authority. Just the courage to care. Look around. Ask if someone’s okay. Offer help. Rebuild the village. One child. One act. One umbrella at a time.

*Holiday Gift Cards* My family: We must absolutely be at the store the instant it opens, so I can extract every last cent out of this card. Me: I will walk through time and space immemorial, hoarding this gift for such a time that the fate of humanity itself rests on its value.

Does anyone have a spare abyss I can borrow for a bit? I need to stare into it...

Spawn, the Elder: I point at the American flag and say, "why is that fandom so toxic."