Emergency doc. Bird app lurker.
Joined September 2013
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31 Aug 2020
One of my doctor friends put a parental control password lock on Fox News in the doctors lounge TV and if that’s isn’t the most brilliant passive aggressive 2020 move I don’t know what is.
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1 Jul 2022
Order from chaos using the power of sound
This is artist Kenichi Kanazawa producing geometric patterns with only sound as a tool
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17 Jun 2022
How to have fun as an adult
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24 May 2022
“But I need an AR15 in case the government tries to take over” brother if the government wanted to they could bounce a laser beam off the moon and evaporate your house
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28 Dec 2021
A more accurate portrayal of the CDC in zombie movies
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10 Aug 2021
Today, the 5 most vaccinated states (14M people) had
580 people in hospital, 12 deaths
In the 5 least vaccinated states (16M people)?
6,600 hospitalized, 104 deaths
Per capita , least vaccinated states have
10X hospitalizations and 7X deaths
So yeah, vaccines are working
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29 Jul 2021
I wish it were easier to “do my own research,” you know? Like, wouldn’t it be easier to have, say, a profession of incredibly smart people who dedicated their entire lives to studying and thinking about hard stuff, and then ask those people?
I don’t know just brainstorming here
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23 Jul 2021
“If you’re already vaccinated why do you care bro?”
Because society was starting to see light at the end of the tunnel, and being dangerously misinformed is kicking us back into darkness.
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12 Apr 2021
I’m so tired of traffic stops turning into executions for Black people.
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28 Mar 2021
Dec 2020: we’ve invented Covid vaccines within a year, that’s amazing
Feb 2021: wow we’ve landed a craft on Mars, that’s incredible
March 2021: please, the big boat, it’s very stuck
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27 Jan 2021
Everyone:
Reddit fucking with the stock market for lulz:
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21 Dec 2020
What a shot taken from Melbourne Australia 🔭🪐
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19 Dec 2020
Enormous xylophone in the woods of Kyushu, Japan plays a Bach tune when a wooden ball rolls down each "key." An impressive piece of engineering.
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8 Dec 2020
RT @ScientistSwanda: Here I describe a brief overview of how the Pfizer/BioNTech or Moderna mRNA vaccines work. Taking a vaccine is one’s p…
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27 Sep 2020
I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs.
6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail.
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