touchscreen warrior
Joined September 2025
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Frogga retweeted
Jun 13
Literally my reaction to the Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake announcement 🤣
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Starting today, you need to block every nigger and woman you see on your timeline.
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Frogga retweeted
Jun 12
I remember when people were like “if you raise minimum wage all fast food places will get more expensive” and other people said “don’t be stupid”
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Jun 11
Hey @elon instead of Grok saying "high volume usage" or whatever just keep it real and have it say, "you're using Grok too much for free so pay for it or shut up"
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Jun 11
Sharpening and balancing your lawn mower blades is immediately noticeable after that next cut. 🌾
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Frogga retweeted
The time has come.
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Jun 10
You misspelled "money pit"
If I were born with a goldmine between my legs I’d be grateful to God every single day
The fuck is wrong with women?
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Jun 10
I'm not an investor guy I'm just a guy who started too late and want to encourage people to save for retirement. I didn't start till age 25. You can do this!
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Jun 10
It's so hard to save money so if you don't have a 401k just $10 a week into robinhood in an SP500 index is better than nothing.
Just do what you can! You'll be happy 30 years from now.
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Jun 10
Don't let anyone tell you to "stop paying your credit cards" or "keep your money don't pay into your 401k"
Idiots misleading you.
Don't get into mass credit card debt. $200 on your balance isn't as bad as $5,000.
Put the minimum into your 401k to get the free match.
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Jun 9
Zoom in on his face. It is literally identical to the grown adult hyrule warriors link. What the fuck are we doing here.
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Jun 9
If you see this post and you're a Nintendtranny please block me your opinion on the Ocarina of Time is irrelevant you're gay
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Jun 9
Okay now I finally get it.
Nintendo fans are whiney babies.
Ocarina of Time is going to be amazing.
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Jun 8
Social proof is a psychological phenomenon where people copy the actions of others in uncertain situations, assuming those actions reflect the correct behavior. It's driven by the belief that others possess more knowledge about the situation
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Jun 6
You can either pay for the convenience of having somebody else do it or you can pay with your time by inconveniently doing it yourself. It's been this way since the dawn of time.
Called a shop to get my spark plugs changed, they want $500 plus recommended fuel system cleaning for $140.
Cost $15 a plug and needs 6 plugs. You’re telling me changing spark plugs is $400 in labor? GTFOH
These places are really getting over on people today!
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Jun 6
Millenial men:
"I'm a real man! Can't you see my beard, my flannel and my IPA?!"
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