nonbinary trans masc. adhd. polyam. tourette’s. greek. bi. any pronouns, they/them preferred.
Joined June 2021
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18 Oct 2025
Proudest moment of my week:
A date told me that they were in math class on 04/04/2004 and I responded, correctly, that it was impossible for them to be in class that day because 04/04/2004 was a Sunday.
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8 Oct 2025
I’ve bought tickets for a winter vacay to South Africa. I have layovers in NYC (a few days), Dublin (12 hours), London (23 hours), Singapore (44 hours!), and Seattle. Send a DM if you wanna meet up. 🙂
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7 Aug 2025
This is surreal. EtymologyNerd on TikTok talking about TPoT and our influence on the increased usage of the word “vibe” through “Vibe Camps”
tiktok.com/t/ZP8kbfE97/
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8 Jul 2025
I’m just a regular guy.
I put my grippy socks on one toe at a time just like everybody else.
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4 Jul 2025
Choosing a career path is like
hmmmmm…
what kind of nightmares do I want to have for the rest of my life?
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13 Apr 2025
Put that thing back in the Jurassic era. This doesn’t belong in the year 2025.
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7 Apr 2025
Giving up on witty openers on dating apps and just asking people if they can smell ants.
Would recommend.
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29 Mar 2025
Sister is visiting.
She held up a Nirvana t-shirt while shopping.
I asked sarcastically “do you even know who that is?”
She responded, not missing a beat, “Yeah, it’s like a book series, right?”
The look of disgust the Gen-Xer’s face standing behind her made it so worth it.
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3 Mar 2025
Started reading the Bible.
Did you know that Abraham’s kid Isaac was 37 years old when God told him to sacrifice him?
I always pictured a little kid, not a middle aged man.
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24 Feb 2025
I need this :|
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25 Feb 2025
We must imagine Adele happy
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24 Feb 2025
Honestly, right now, I feel safer, more stable, and happier in America as a transgender person than I would as someone who is a federal employee.
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23 Feb 2025
15 Hard Rules about Life:
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23 Feb 2025
Where can I do this? I want to play with the giant anteater please.
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23 Feb 2025
You really can just email Elon Musk at hr@opm.gov
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22 Feb 2025
I picked a helluva fuckin year to stop being hyper-vigilant.
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21 Feb 2025
I’m bored and feel like I need to add an exciting character arc to my life.
Any recommendations?
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life is a video game & intimate relationships are the portal to greatness
once you understand that intimacy is not about sex, but closeness
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19 Feb 2025
Don’t switch doors!
By sticking with your initial choice, you have the best chances to get a new goat.
16 Feb 2025
Math Question:
On a game show, there are three doors: one hiding a car, two hiding goats. After a contestant picks a door, the host accidentally trips and falls against one of the other doors, pushing it open to reveal a goat.
Should the contestant switch doors?
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