The completely bonkers one! Would you like a fruit pastel? Oh go on, they're very good! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Views my own.. aka.. a complete bastard!
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Fruit Pastel Doctor retweeted
20 Jul 2016
They walk in eternity and occasionally stumble over it. aimlesswanderings.co.uk/
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Fruit Pastel Doctor retweeted
14 Jul 2016
I’m sorry for what you’re about to read.
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13 Jul 2016
Well, now all’s said and done it’s time to ring the Bartender about this bail… #PastelburyFete
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13 Jul 2016
Everyone’s waving as I go. It’s so touching to know I have an important presence here. #PastelburyFete
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13 Jul 2016
I bought the police ice-cream. They bought me some handcuffs. #TheCircleofLife #PastelburyFete
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13 Jul 2016
I tell you what, the police response times have improved vastly since I first came to this little village. #PastelburyFete
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13 Jul 2016
I may have accidentally unhinged a ferris wheel with my cotton candy stick. #PastelburyFete
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13 Jul 2016
It’s too happy here. Trying to restore the balance by reminding passersby of their mortality. #PastelburyFete
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13 Jul 2016
But enough about that, look at all this loveliness. It’s almost too much happiness… #PastelburyFete
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13 Jul 2016
Of course, I had my own Splat-the-Rat setup years back when I was new. It ended in disaster. #PastelburyFete
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13 Jul 2016
All these fairground rides… All these rats being splatted… Isn’t it wonderful? #PastelburyFete
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13 Jul 2016
I’ve found the perfect disguise (I’m wearing a different jacket)! Time to fete crash! #PastelburyFete
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13 Jul 2016
Oh well, they’ve got me this year, haven’t they? I tell you what… Let’s give them a lovely surprise… #PastelburyFete
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13 Jul 2016
And before that year as well… It’s almost as if they don’t want me to turn up! HAHAHAHAHA!!! #PastelburyFete
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