You let me worry about blank
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14 Jan 2018
Wait, I’m having an idea!
Wait, no.
Yes!
No.
Mmm... no.
Yes.
Yes!
Wait wait... no.
Yes.
Sigh, no.......
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29 Apr 2017
I don't know what people are complaining about, Emmet's double-decker couch is brilliant.
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11 Aug 2016
That’s it. You’re off the Xmas card list. Meaning you’re on Robot Santa’s list. Enjoy! x.com/dom_doud/status/763574…
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14 Feb 2015
If we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway, why aren’t freeways free?
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20 Jan 2015
I still can’t believe it’s not butter. I mean, then what is it? And it’s not going to try to eat me, right?
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27 Jun 2014
Wait, I think I just figured out what TGIF stands for.
Nope, lost it.
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5 Jun 2014
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was... something something. Peanut butter.
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7 Oct 2013
Fry and Bender, a wining combination.
Let's call ourselves Friender!
Friender, Friender, Friender! Friender, Friender, Friender.
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31 Aug 2013
Planet Express needs more money, maybe we should start an... un-delivery service. Yeah, you pay us to not deliver things you don't like.
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19 Jul 2013
You know, I really am fortunate to have a girlfriend. Especially one who is:
a) willing to be seen with me in public and 2) alive
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22 Apr 2013
Did everything just taste purple?
Or did we just get canceled again?
dlvr.it/3GbJHC
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12 Feb 2013
Don't you worry about Futurama coming back this summer with more season 7 episodes. Let me worry about blank. ow.ly/hEnpb
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13 Aug 2012
If I have ever taught you anything, I hope you've learned to never, ever, ever bet against me being stupid.
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18 Jul 2012
Shhhhhhhhhhhh, did you hear that?
Everything just tasted purple again.
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24 Nov 2011
I'm not sure which makes a more terrifying, shrieking sound: Amy when she realizes she's out of matching socks, or Morbo doing karaoke.
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