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6 Apr 2024
girls be like “4 years with the love of my life 😌 my world ❤️ ” and this is the pic
6 Apr 2021
girls be like “1 year with the love of my life 😌 my world ❤️ ” and this is the pic
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remember when walmart used to sell slushies do they still do that
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ryan@choopah cobbler👻 retweeted
The skunk kits are all moving around confidently & with a lot of sass! Kits at this age have their tails up almost constantly when out exploring and playing. It’s natural instinct when they’re experiencing something new, and right now most of the world is new to them!
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i love when i recount like... things i read randomly on s48 back in 2008-2013 that stuck with me so I was like 'oh i can't actually rely on this as an actual thing that actually happened' so i look it up and find actual resources that prove me right
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- HKT being announced in 2008
- oide shampoo being rechoreographed
- (not 48g) iida kaori's meatball stain in the summer night town MV
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ryan@choopah cobbler👻 retweeted
I'm telling my kids this was the World Cup
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ryan@choopah cobbler👻 retweeted
逆裁のイトノコ刑事
夏はこの格好で寝ててほしいというただの願望
いとのこすこすこびーむ(∩^o^)⊃━♡
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got an automated text message at 1:30am like 'hey is ur power still out?' and i was like 'damn i didn't know it went out to begin with' when i woke up
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ryan@choopah cobbler👻 retweeted
Happy Meerkat Monday! Meerkats have thin fur and dark skin on their stomachs that help them control body temperature. They can lie stomach down on a cool rock or dirt in the heat of midday to cool down. The dirt they dig up is usually cooler from being underground
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having the kind of day where i'm constantly switching between media and not finishing anything so we're in for a doozy today 🤩
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ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.
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today i lived life how humans were meant to live and i'm so full of joy
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kibou izuru kuni no tenshi and modelland are sisters btw
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ryan@choopah cobbler👻 retweeted
Jun 12
It's Violet the porcupine! Contrary to popular belief, porcupines cannot propel their spines and quills from their body. Instead, their spines can embed in an intruder’s flesh if contact is made. Porcupines grow new spines and quills to replace any that are lost.
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ryan@choopah cobbler👻 retweeted
finally some discourse I can get behind
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