never judge a soup by its bowler | he/him
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Jun 14
My niece is dating a trans guy who is the absolute image of her ex gf and it took me way too long to realise they arent the same person
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Jun 2
11 year old niece obsessed with no more virgos bc @cmatbaby has given her a way to talk shit about me without getting in trouble, which to a child a shittalking loophole is the funniest possible thing you can discover
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May 23
Not the alexis rose criticically reviewed
May 23
They’re running an ad for THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU on TikTok that’s kind of just touting the fact that the movie has been reviewed with no indication of whether they were good or bad lol
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May 23
I need a smartphone to log into my minimum wage job and also to check the roster of my second minimum wage job
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May 22
No one in that writers room was anywhere near intelligent enough to even attempt someone like Sage as a character
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May 19
Like if someone does to my friend or someone i love then yeah absolutely ur a dick bc u hurt my friend but i cannot stress how little i care that some celebrity or other random cunt is a cheater like i just do not give an iota of a fuck
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May 19
But obviously practice safe sex and get tested regularly otherwise do whatever tf u want im not a cop
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May 19
Its not for me personally but its also nothing to do with me what other people do
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May 19
maybe we could make them wear a letter on all their clothes even, something bright to let people know what they did, maybe scarlet
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May 12
"it is probably flattering to be of value because of the vowels in my name" and her name wasnt even the answer
truly I don't mean to be annoying but who on earth has time for crossword puzzles, & why?
I did enjoy crossword puzzles in Playmate magazine long ago as a child but since then, no.
however, it is probably flattering to be of value because of the vowels in my name; trying to see that perspective.
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May 10
Every time I see a photo of cork city i feel like a scottish person hearing caledonia
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May 7
"Kiss the prettiest girl in the room"
Movies where a character embarrasses themselves are worse than getting shot. I genuinely have to pause the movie to do a lap around my living room so that I don't jump off a building. Second-hand embarrassment is agony untold.
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May 1
Will there be a physical release? Gag Order and . I waited till i got through the work day to go buy it on CD and listen on the way home rather than do the midnight drop on streaming and i dont wanna break the streak.
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May 2
False alarm tis a single ive time to book the day off work and be at tower records when they open on the album release
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May 1
Sage is my least favourite character on The Boys bc the people who write The Boys are not intelligent enough to write somsone that intelligent.
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May 1
People putting melissa and barb together give me the same energy as people shipping troy & abed or leslie & ann like yeah its easy low hanging fruit but its also so deeply incorrect
Apr 30
“My show is so gay that both of lead woman in my show are straight woman canonically and the audience has decided no, they’re are married, they’re are the work wives, they’re gay. Melissa and Barbara are just gay women in my show and i just have to live with that”
This day-
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