He/Him. Makes books for Wonderbly.
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SFJ retweeted
19 Apr 2022
Trying to interest Spotify in a new project called the Joe Röntgen Show, in which every episode consists of drug-addled bros taking X-rays of each other for 3 hours, and offering tips for improving their skeletal health.
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SFJ retweeted
2 Apr 2022
because it's the weekend, and I clearly have too much time on my hands
I present Battle of the Brontës, the rpg about dismal weather and incredibly talented sisters
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SFJ retweeted
12 Apr 2022
"Prime minister you have broken the law and should resign"
" lol No"
"Okay moving on"
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SFJ retweeted
10 Apr 2022
Dear Mogg
Did you see me?! Striding down the street with the Zominsky chap. I was Alexander on the day he defeated Hannibal. And did you hear me on about lions and roars and stuff? If that doesn't wipe out the memory of Party-bloody-gate, nothing will.
Oratorio testiculo
Boris
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SFJ retweeted
7 Apr 2022
that fucking bacon sandwich, man 😭
Conversion therapy for transgender people should be banned, says Ed Miliband, adding "trans people face incredible barriers and stigma in our society... we have to treat them with the respect they deserve".
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SFJ retweeted
6 Apr 2022
'not something i thought i'd ever have to consider in detail' feels v much like this govt's approach to everything from Brexit down tbh
6 Apr 2022
Quite revealing Boris Johnson comment on trans issues: “This is something that frankly for people like me, it wasn’t something I thought I would have to consider in great detail. These are novel concepts, we’ve got to be clear about that.”
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5 Apr 2022
Can we can add another point here for "whatever it is you want them to engage with, don't make them watch a video about it".
5 Apr 2022
Generation X is weird.
These 42-57 year-olds are so strange it presents golden opportunities.
Here are 10 mind hacks to use with Gen X:
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SFJ retweeted
4 Apr 2022
the first royal mint nft has been revealed
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24 Mar 2022
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy.
No selfies.
SFJ retweeted
13 Mar 2022
Cis woman here with trans and non-binary friends and colleagues, and in case it wasn’t bloody obvious #JKDoesntSpeakForMe.
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SFJ retweeted
7 Mar 2022
I’m laughing but the government will supplement this money before they let these schools fail because god forbid their kid have to attend a local comp
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SFJ retweeted
3 Mar 2022
Time was - not so long ago - when Johnson cheered the oligarchs on and positively urged them to use London courts to put money in the pockets of lawyers
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1 Mar 2022
SO BORED OF BATMANS.
1 Mar 2022
The Batman’s Pattinson, like Bale's portrayal, exudes textbook toxic masculinity and suppressed rage that erupts in violent beatings of criminals whose incel-like isolation and radicalisation are disturbingly close to Batman’s.
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