He/Him. Makes books for Wonderbly.

Joined July 2008
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20 Apr 2022
Absolutely typical. Sent the eldest out to buy a door handle and he's come back with Jacob Rees-Mogg instead. Useless.
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19 Apr 2022
Trying to interest Spotify in a new project called the Joe Röntgen Show, in which every episode consists of drug-addled bros taking X-rays of each other for 3 hours, and offering tips for improving their skeletal health.
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18 Apr 2022
So Severance is fucking weird.
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because it's the weekend, and I clearly have too much time on my hands I present Battle of the Brontës, the rpg about dismal weather and incredibly talented sisters
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Replying to @PaulBrandITV
"Prime minister you have broken the law and should resign" " lol No" "Okay moving on"
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Dear Mogg Did you see me?! Striding down the street with the Zominsky chap. I was Alexander on the day he defeated Hannibal. And did you hear me on about lions and roars and stuff? If that doesn't wipe out the memory of Party-bloody-gate, nothing will. Oratorio testiculo Boris
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that fucking bacon sandwich, man 😭
7 Apr 2022
Conversion therapy for transgender people should be banned, says Ed Miliband, adding "trans people face incredible barriers and stigma in our society... we have to treat them with the respect they deserve". trib.al/9xcxYE3 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233
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'not something i thought i'd ever have to consider in detail' feels v much like this govt's approach to everything from Brexit down tbh
6 Apr 2022
Quite revealing Boris Johnson comment on trans issues: “This is something that frankly for people like me, it wasn’t something I thought I would have to consider in great detail. These are novel concepts, we’ve got to be clear about that.”
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5 Apr 2022
Can we can add another point here for "whatever it is you want them to engage with, don't make them watch a video about it".
Generation X is weird. These 42-57 year-olds are so strange it presents golden opportunities. Here are 10 mind hacks to use with Gen X:
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5 Apr 2022
Me: I really wish Twitter’s board members actually used Twitter. *finger on monkey’s paw curls*
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the first royal mint nft has been revealed
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28 Mar 2022
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. No selfies.
Cis woman here with trans and non-binary friends and colleagues, and in case it wasn’t bloody obvious #JKDoesntSpeakForMe.
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I’m laughing but the government will supplement this money before they let these schools fail because god forbid their kid have to attend a local comp
6 Mar 2022
You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh
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Time was - not so long ago - when Johnson cheered the oligarchs on and positively urged them to use London courts to put money in the pockets of lawyers
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1 Mar 2022
SO BORED OF BATMANS.
Replying to @NewStatesman
The Batman’s Pattinson, like Bale's portrayal, exudes textbook toxic masculinity and suppressed rage that erupts in violent beatings of criminals whose incel-like isolation and radicalisation are disturbingly close to Batman’s.
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