Views expressed are my opinion only and not my employers| Christ follower | Investment Lawyer | Investor | Mother

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19 Oct 2021
It took me 28 billable hours to get out this little overachiever. I hope he pays me a bonus, I deserve 😂🤍
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When the school prefect completely goes off script. Her head was goneeee

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Wow. Football chants sound the same in every language??
En japon, los hinchas esperan al semaforo en rojo para juntarse a festejar por las calles de shibuya y cuando se vuelve a poner verde, se corren para que pasen los autos kjj
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I hate it when parents speak like they are the only ones who have things going on. “Single people” and its just humans living life just like you.
After having a kid, it’s just so funny to think about single people taking a vacation to unwind Unwind from what? Sleeping in?
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I know it’s their reality but some of these scenarios are very funny. Especially as someone who had a pre-internet childhood.
On another note - I lived in the *literal* middle of nowhere growing up. The only way I could connect with my school friends was via social media. How are kids in these isolated communities meant to function?
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YT kids is exempt! Phew. Still draconian.
Banning YT for kids is nanny state madness. My son has his perfectly algorithmic phonics and number blocks etc on YT kids and we simply limit the time he spends using it. The school sends us these YT vids weekly, mind you. I also don’t want Blippi / Ms Rachel on my algorithm.
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Banning YT for kids is nanny state madness. My son has his perfectly algorithmic phonics and number blocks etc on YT kids and we simply limit the time he spends using it. The school sends us these YT vids weekly, mind you. I also don’t want Blippi / Ms Rachel on my algorithm.
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But $500 is a fairly cheap lesson so no downside 😅
Investing 500 dollars into a company that is worth 2.2T is a waste of time.
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App full of brazen werays man. I can’t delete it 😅
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RT @theashrb: We have trillionaires before we have eradicated poverty, whew!
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The same parents who travel long distances to help/ grieve/ celebrate their friends? The ones greeting almost everyone from church to the market? They model alot about community and friendship. Alot of us think we're too good for mundane things. Let's be serious please.
I think our elders didn’t do a good job at modeling how friendship changes from adolescence/young adulthood to 30s and beyond. A lot of us think friendships are supposed to look & feel like they did when we were in high-school & college. & thats just not realistic.
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“Good catch”
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Have a massive deadline today so just stress ordered a tunacado and it came with a free juice. Now the sun is coming out. All is going to be well!
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I very much agree with this and I actually painfully pulled out of Palantir for similar reasons. But as an S&P500 & other US company index investor I also can’t get toooo self righteous about proper ethical investing.
He is about to raise $75 billion at a pure fantasy valuation. Literally getting the money he has been aiming to get for 20 years to supposedly achieve his dream of making life multi-planetary, and instead of celebrating, he is spending his time tweeting racist shit non-stop. The fact that people are not only OK with that but they are like "take my money" will forever be cringe. I have no respect for anyone who ignores his racist diatribe to try to make a few bucks speculating.
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V Insightful article, shared in the original thread and actually why retail might make some money off this ipo. (I still won’t participate). thebulwark.com/p/spacex-late…
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Jun 11
This is all very entertaining honestly. 😂 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

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Jun 11
You guys IPO co-investing with Blackrock. I’ll genuinely eat my hat if retail investors end up up from this. I’m even getting fomo.
JUST IN: BlackRock has reportedly placed an order for at least $5 billion in SpaceX’s IPO.
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I’m also not a prominent account. I just tweet my mind with literally 4k followers. Mostly into the void. Some of you have not liked anything I say since you thought I voted Tory 2 elections ago. I have a lot of respect for the people that have blocked & muted me 🙏🏾
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Some of these jobs are actually bs (which I think is actually needed in a properly functioning society & economy) but this is so true. People often don’t account for compounding knowledge / experience over time.
It's easy to call these jobs bullshit, but many of them are not. A major reason why these people aren't working so hard is that knowledge compounds. So they can do things in one day that would've taken a lesser team days or weeks to do. Others are also paid for a specialty task
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The other day I jokingly told the gardener I should have paid him by hour as its cheaper and he said it was only fast because of his knowledge & experience and thats actually what I paid for on top of his time. And he was correct.
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you gotta pray man… even on your best day
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