future stay-at-home dad. current professional gambler
Joined June 2021
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as a kevin de bruyne fan this shit makes me sick to my stomach
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im 27 years old aura farming on valorant. i need to start a family. clean shot tho. fairs.
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May 20
its crazy how being 27 is completely normal and one of the youngest ages you could be
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24 Jul 2025
some nights i just stay up and plot on what i should be a hater on tomorrow
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21 Jul 2025
i’d switch up on my day 1s for a 6-month unemployment era
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17 Jul 2025
you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?
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16 Jul 2025
daily affirmations:
1. i am not chopped
2. my aura does not need to be farmed
3. i will not be rage baited
4. i will not crash out
5. i will hit my parlay
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14 Jul 2025
i mean yeah maybe your life is meaningless, and your old hobbies don’t excite you anymore, and you just work all day, and don’t have freedom, and question what its all for, and you’re lowkey getting chopped
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27 Apr 2025
unfortunately me
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16 Nov 2024
had to pause my black ops 6 camo grind and touch grass
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21 Oct 2024
no longer the “new employee” at work. just got referred to as the “been here a while” employee
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