He/ Him, Thursday bin day, feminist, believer of trans rights, equality, fairness and democracy. I enjoy ducks, sandwiches and good socks
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Fingers crossed for Morecambe FC
17 Aug 2025
The National League can confirm that following a meeting of the Club Compliance and Licensing committee earlier today, the takeover of Morecambe Football Club by the consortium known as Panjab Warriors has been approved.
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The water bottle with sellotaped penalty info on is giving the same energy as this #FraGer #Euros #Euros2025 #Fra #Ger
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As an adult, the lack of opportunities to rearrange my bedroom is disappointing
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For anyone experiencing issues with #Salesforce Live Chat since the summer release, it's the same as the below.
Support confirmed it's a bug, but they're not updating the status page as "...since this is an unexpected bug, it has not been mentioned there"
help.salesforce.com/s/articl…
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Looking forward to the US waking up Monday morning and none of their live chats working.
Also, just communicate it out, #salesforce, it's better to know then to have to investigate if someone's randomly deployed a code killer in an Org on a Friday
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@fathippofood placed an order for my food at 18:14 from your Kommune unit, requesting that it be delivered for 19:30, so over an hour's leeway.
Just Eat is saying it won't be delivered untill between 20:15 and 20:45!
Are things really that bad tonight?
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I can't even contact the Fat Hippo unit in @kommune_ch as it doesn't have a phone number, so how on earth am I able to find out what is happening with my food?
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Cancelled the order, after I could finally do so without being charged.
What a sh*tshow
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I'm on #bluesky fuzzcaminski.bsky.social obviously
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Fuzz 'What's Your Bin Day?' Caminski retweeted
3 Nov 2024
Big fans of sipping a Ribena and saying “I was knackered so I just hit it.”
We support Ola Aina now.
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Fuzz 'What's Your Bin Day?' Caminski retweeted
2 Nov 2024
They always talk about this in the context of the wife betraying the husband, not vice-versa. Tells you everything you need to know about how they view women.
2 Nov 2024
Trump: "Can you imagine a wife not telling a husband who she's voting for? Did you ever hear anything like that? Even if you had a horrible -- if you had a bad relationship, you're gonna tell your husband."
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Why have all the parody accounts become sneaky right wing accounts? The Jesus Christ account is now sneaking in criticism of the LGBTQIA community and trying to wind up Democrats
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Run Away With Me by @carlyraejepsen slaps harder than it has any merit too.
Saying that, the whole album is solid gold
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Fan of The Beta Band, which university did you study engineering at?
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Alien: Covenant was a bit of a mess, yes?
But can we appreciate Craig Green's costume design?
It's utilitarian, yet full of interesting drawstrings and medieval influences, like references to a gambeson.
Plus that flap cap!
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If you can't handle me at my Vanessa Carlton, then you don't deserve me at A Thousand Miles
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