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19 Jan 2018
โWe hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.โ
#MarchForLife
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Tell him you don't want to try his dessert. Once he's carved it down to the last perfect bite, stick your fork in it and say you changed your mind.
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Looking forward to Aphrodite when Nolan does the Iliad.
THE ODYSSEY by Christopher Nolan to have Lupita Nyongโo playing Helen of Troy and Elliot Page playing Achilles.
Source: ign.com/articles/the-odysseyโฆ
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When itโs 45 B.C. and your boss at the winepress tells you to increase production.
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I'll never understand how a person becomes so hateful that they use a widow for a punching bag over politics.
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โItโs going to be one of the great hives of the world, frankly. Nobodyโs ever seen anything quite like it.โ
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Kimmel would have cried on air if people kept trying to kill Obama.
Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel said his line about Melania Trump glowing like โan expectant widowโ was an age-gap joke, not an attempt to incite violence.
The host noted that โthis was like dรฉjร vu for me todayโ after President Trumpโs call for his firing.
wapo.st/4cB961P
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I remember some people losing the ability to think critically when Obama was president (reeducation camps and such), but it wasnโt at this scale or this level of stupidity.
Apr 26
So last night was all about getting his damn Ballroom! Why did Karoline Leavittโs husband tell Fox News to stay safe right before the shots were fired and why did Karoline talked about shots being fired in a pre interview! Why did SS move J.D Vance and leave Trump on stage.FAKE
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Nailed it. All of these people are colluding together, along with the President, his cabinet, and a lib teacher from California. Makes perfect sense.
Apr 26
Law enforcement doesnโt act like this. Neither does the military. This is a staged event with a shitty script and pre-positioned cameras.
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Occamโs Razor suggests you, in fact, are stupid.
Apr 26
Guys.
It was staged.
Weโre not stupid. Well, not all of us anyway.
Theyโve figured out the only thing that shifts public opinion is the idea of an assassination attempt.
There are going to be many fake claims at pivotal political moments, for the rest of his term.
Bookmark this. Itโs near certain.
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It is hard to understate the degree to which a person has to voluntarily lower their IQ to claim this was staged.
Apr 26
Weโre supposed to believe someone got through the massive security with a rifle and multiple magazines at the Washington Hilton during the White House Correspondentsโ dinner?
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Fuzzy Chimp ๐บ๐ธ๐ retweeted
Apr 26
What if I were to tell you that the problem with the third assassination attempt on the same president, isnโt that he might politically benefit from it.
That the actual problem is the repeated assassination attempts.
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Great point! Who in a building filled with journalists and the President and Vice President of the United States could have possibly taken these photos??? Seems fishy.
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Fuzzy Chimp ๐บ๐ธ๐ retweeted
Apr 26
Rick Wilson is now doing โfalse flagโ conspiracy theories
These people are fucking broken
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The First Amendment, combined with social media, means a lot of people get to hear what really dumb people think about politics.
Apr 26
NO ONE GOT A GUN IN THE WHCD UNLESS TRUMP'S PEOPLE LET THEM IN WITH ONE.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, BUTLER REDUX.
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The word pretzels this evening to avoid the obvious message of "stop trying to kill the President" are spectacular.
Apr 26
Live your life so that
if *you* face multiple assassination attempts;
millions of ppl
right, left and center
won't all simultaneously tweet
that it's staged
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Fake Morgan Freeman didn't waste any time.
Apr 26
Another fake assassination attempt at the correspondents dinner???
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When you're waiting for your call back to work for MS NOW.
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Yes, Trump's press conference is definitely the unsettling and weird part of this evening's events.
Apr 26
Iโm at an NBA playoff game tonight and will not be covering Trumpโs post-gunman press conference, which Iโm sure will be deeply unsettling and weird. Congrats, America.
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Perhaps your leftist buddies should stop trying to kill him?
Apr 26
Trump is going to make himself a hero out of this, and my profession is doing its best to tee it up for him. Easiest golf shot ever.
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