Harvey Dent you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll throw acid on you #letsgopens

Joined February 2020
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sober people need to be banned from writing weed fics #WeCanTell
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Me.
does anyone actually like these
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putting the hoop over the trampoline so we feel like wemby
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the burgatory waiter keeps looking down at my drawing like he doesnt quite fw it
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these dudes just announced “its gorilla time” and started touching eachother in the driveway
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rock climbing rn and this guy behind me is bragging about liking when the instructor degrades him during naked yoga #Huh?
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im too high for this sir please get away from me
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little cousin just pulled up a tiktok of an older gay man w a heavy fagccent doing food reviews and she goes “yeah this is gonna be you when you’re older” ??????
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I want to see marners veneers spread across the ice like tic tacs by the end of this
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"i love you lucy from twin peaks" we all say in unison
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Guy from high school who died in 2021 just posted the Knicks on his story
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dudes going crazy n kissin, i love my home town
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girl fuck you and cranberry township
You never know who you'll bump into on your next @sheetz run! 👀
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can’t be putting bible verses on your pride hat when you outfield is doing this 😭

ALT Sf Giants Jung Hoo Lee GIF

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og on tyler’s live got me crying
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they’re producing straight gas in this cracker barrel
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Fort Greene celebrating the Knicks w gay and lesbian makeouts
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BLEND WEMBY INTO SOUP #BlendWembyIntoSoup
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og cutieful aegyo
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i need those knicks yaoi tags FLOODED tonight
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actually hilarious the only game the knicks lost is the one trump was at
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