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el evento canónico de una mujer es estar tan emocionada por su cumpleaños y terminar deprimida todo el día
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Jun 15
this looks infinitely more comfortable than sleeping in the sex barracks with 15 other people
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I’m so anti social that I literally walk right past people I know like this
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Therapist: You're very self-aware.
Me: What meds prevent that?
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The Suicidal Ideation in me sees the Suicidal Ideation in you Dawg
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wait bro what the fuck are you doing out of your enclosure
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bryce wanna know if zach like booty
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the funniest part of a job interview is when they ask "why do you want to work here" and you have to invent a lifelong love for spreadsheets instead of saying you like paying rent
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Do you wanna come Hang Out in my Prison of my Own Demise
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something is always happening and there is no pause. i want to vomit
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easy 150K
Jun 15
You're offered $50,000 but if you
accept it, the person you haťe most in the entire world gets $100,000.
Are you taking it ??
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How life feels when the day was so busy that you didn’t have time to overthink.
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Jun 15
randomly feeling the soul tie from the person you're no longer in contact with
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I sooo want to be in a relationship but talking to someone new feels like being stabbed 42 times
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