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garshmo @garshmo
Joined February 2015
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You probably never even considered how much farmers cry it’s like every day
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Imagine you combined all farmers on earth one big farmer
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I actually take farming a lot more seriously than probably all farmers do combined
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I just invented this thing called an iPhone you charge it
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liam@DrDomodoPhD
Jun 6
this is my favorite post ever made on this website
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14 Nov 2025
Not my dog found it on Google
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6 Jul 2025
Eminem got pissed that I posted this even though it’s beautiful
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I think being good at making chili is more important than being a good parent
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Gas pump way too phallic for me I make girls do it
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I can’t spell a lot of words anymore just the ones I need to survive
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Haters will say drive safe hoping that you get home safely so they can keep hating
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I don’t have a tv or any of that crap I just have mancala
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Putting a 100 dollar bill in a vending machine to impress it
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At circle k and handsome that’s the god honest truth
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Asthma attacks or as I call them attention attacks
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Apple@HitMyApple
1 Jul 2025
Apple
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Please don’t look at the moon she’s mine tonight
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Not the sun setting omg
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Imagine having the fattest ass at Target
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Ghosts do the most unemployed shit ever
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I can give myself a fever using only a thought
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