Arrogant glory hunter who has the nerve to live just over 8 miles from Old Trafford. I decided to support Manchester United after they won the treble in 1999.

Joined April 2011
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Good luck I suppose to our former manager Ruben Amorim on his new position at AC Milan. It didn't work out for him at Old Trafford but I'd put that firmly on him rather than anyone else.
πŸ“‘ βœ… ππ‘π„π€πŠπˆππ†: #AMORIM IS THE NEW #ACMILAN COACH πŸ”΄βš«οΈ Full agreement reached, contracts signed between the parties and formal steps were handled in the last hours; the deal is now to be considered closed. Only the official announcement remains, with AC Milan set to decide timing and presentation of the communication.
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What have Milan done to deserve that?
Former Manchester United head coach Ruben Amorim is the leading candidate to take over at AC Milan. The 41-year-old, who has been out of football since being sacked by United on January 5, held talks with the Serie A club in Portugal last week. More from @JamesHorncastle ⬇️ πŸ”— nyti.ms/4e69oP0
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Is Mateus Fernandes worth the hype. Is he any good?
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Where the fuck has the game of football gone? It's the world cup and the players are having a water break while Whitney Houston singing 'I wanna dance with somebody' blares out over the public address system. Someone transport me back to Mexico 1970 please.
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Ignore his attempt at being 'edgy' by admitting to vandalism, he went to a Take That concert. What a guy. πŸ˜‚
Hello mackums had a great time at Take That at your stadium, really sorry for whose seat I’ve destroyed, enjoy your seat next season playing teams nobody has heard of in Europe Regards, Paul🀩🀩 #NUFC #SAFC
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Is Piers Morgan actually at the match in Budapest or just sat on his sofa at home posting absolute shit on here?
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I've seen United win the league and then lose the European cup twice and it's a real kick in the bollocks. I'm not coming over all sympathetic because they won't have given a fuck when it happened to us but they've still had a great season haven't they?
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Is this one of those Ai things?
As Liverpool and Arne Slot have parted ways, let us remember him as he would have wanted For one last time, folks, for one last time…. TO THE LEFT!!!
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You're very welcome you weird cunt. πŸ‘πŸ»
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Would actually be jokes if Manchester United defeat Brighton and we still don’t end up defeating Sunderland, such a Chelsea thing to do.
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His team has just won the league title and he's actually narked about a footballer winning the player of the year award. Like father like son I'd imagine. ie, a total dick.
Probably easier to win this when you’re not even in Europe and crash out of both domestic cups in the first round Spent pretty much half the season playing one low stakes football match a week on MNF
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Aston Villa win their first trophy for 30 years. Quick, mention Manchester United. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
Unai Emery has now won as many European trophies as Manchester United
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Manchester United have won six European trophies (3 European Cups/Champions Leagues, 1 Europa League, 1 Cup Winners' Cup, 1 Super Cup). Emery has won five (4 Europa Leagues, 1 Super Cup). x.com/status/2057392… x.com/status/2057392…
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Great little book this for those of us who like a bit of nostalgia and remember when the world cup was worth watching. 'The Heroes Of Mexico 86'. Check @Mexico86HQ out for details. ⚽️
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This Europa League final is already a million times more entertaining than that absolute dross in Bilbao a year ago.
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I think I'll go to the match dressed as a Banana. You know, as you do. 🍌
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Lord knows United have signed some duffers in recent years but I thank my lucky stars we didn't sign that Delap fella at Chelsea. Can you imagine the uproar if he'd ended up at Old Trafford?
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Probably not finding it quite so amusing now. πŸ‘“
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This Bruno Fernandes assist thing has caused some serious head losses hasn't it? Who gives a fuck who lays a goal on? No one ever did when I was the Bruno Fernandes of Offerton. ⚽️
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Did that PGMO crew ever get in touch with Manchester United after that Didier Drogba goal in 2010?
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Yawn. πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±
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Glory, glory Offerton Green. πŸ’š @OffyGreenFC. πŸ†
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