Keep Chicago affordable! More housing and more gatekeeping. Avoid Chicago at all costs!

Joined March 2025
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The video doesn’t show how bad it smells 🤢 Plus it’s been so humid here
Chicago in the summer 💕
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Summer in Chicago ain’t worth it
Summertime in Chicago = construction and traffic everywhere at all times of the day 🙄
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Imagine the crowds now 😂
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RESIST THE URGE
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They just raised the bridges and closed off the north side. Chicago is officially closed off, do not come
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Downtown is officially closed this weekend. Don’t even try
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This is why we have to gatekeep Chicago again
Just took 45 minutes to move 3 stops on the Red Line . . .
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Chicago’s getting too crowded, there’s like 20 boats here
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We don’t need sports teams in the city tbh
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Funny that gatekeep humor has finally reached Twitter after over a year on TikTok
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why are people on twitter obsessed with telling the whole world our secrets
Chicago has sandy beaches with famous skyscrapers in the background.
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This is AI, don’t be fooled. NYC is way better go there instead
Chicago has sandy beaches with famous skyscrapers in the background.
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Gross stench is overwhelming not worth it
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How many times do we need to say this
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Chicago is going to have a big tornado problem
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Came outta nowhere no warnings or anything
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I miss when nobody knew about Tiny Tapp
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It’s totally safe to go outside I’ll watch your apartment for you
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People should start taking the Metra out instead!
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It’s the curse that was given to us after we destroyed the Rainforest Cafe shrine
Ok so I guess Chicago is the Amazon now
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