Lived in Finland for a bit, now I’m back in the UK. Massage therapist. Star Wars, Madonna, whatever. He/him #BLM 🏴 🏳️🌈 🇪🇺 Alt: 👀
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28 Oct 2024
I think the sight of Musk at last night’s Nazi rally is probably the final straw for me. I won’t say I’ll never tweet again, but I’ll be over at the other place for the foreseeable - same username. 👋
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26 Oct 2024
Comet Tsuchinshan-ATLAS tonight, papped by my husband.
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25 Oct 2024
The bpm in that Gaga song is perfect for dancing slutty.
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25 Oct 2024
Sorry folks, this is my fault.
Just yesterday afternoon I had a random thought “is Steven Knight still doing the Rey movie?”, I googled and was stoked to see that he was.
The universe said “oh you sweet summer child, don’t be silly”.
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23 Oct 2024
The music nerd in me keeps getting annoyed at Rivals. Like it’s set in 1987, so why so much music from 1980-82?
No one was listening to Haircut 100 in 1987.
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23 Oct 2024
Worth pointing out that according to The News Agents podcast, senior Tories are also in America campaigning for Harris.
I actually don’t think it’s a good look whoever is doing it, we all know Trump will stir up his support with claims of foreign interference.
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21 Oct 2024
Left the bath running, came back to a water sprite having a wee sleep.
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20 Oct 2024
Oh it’s International Day of Air Traffic Controllers, which is a weird thing to exist I guess, but here’s me training as an air traffic controller in 1991.
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Gavin’t you heard? retweeted
19 Oct 2024
the heartwarming friendship between madonna & prince - a thread 🧵
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18 Oct 2024
Might be unpopular but I absolutely hate when artists do this. Your job is to perform and give the audience who’ve paid to be there an amazing time, not berate them because you’re not getting the appreciation you think you deserve.
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17 Oct 2024
Some autumnal forest & heath delights I saw on the dog walk.
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16 Oct 2024
Middle of October. It’s grey, breezy, damp, there’s valley fog and it looks cold and miserable. But it’s 19° and getting warmer later. 😮
I went out for the dog-walk layered up, but halfway through I was down to my T shirt.
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14 Oct 2024
4 IDF soldiers killed on an Israeli army base. Sucks to be them I guess, but sounds like they were genuine military targets. Now can we talk about the hundreds of innocent civilians being slaughtered every day by the IDF, not to mention the disregard for civilian infrastructure.
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11 Oct 2024
Ronnie found a tennis ball in the park. What a morning he’s having!
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10 Oct 2024
They launched a new menu this week. The “veggie” options contain fish. 🤦♂️
24 Aug 2024
Went to the new-ish local restaurant of a recent Masterchef winner last night and it was SO disappointing. They were open to our feedback and I admire their honesty when they said they didn’t know much about vegetarian food - but still!
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