Jez, we could be men with ven
Joined May 2012
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Jun 13
Talking to my nan about world cup and Harry Kane and she goes "oh isn't he doing a 12 night stint at Wembley" and it took me a minute to figure out she meant Harry Styles
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May 19
Southampton will generate 0.00(xG) in the Play-Off Final.
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May 19
The only way this could be funnier is if they let Southampton play, they battered Hull, and then they didn't let them go up anyway - but this is still fkin funny
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Apr 22
Passed it by 2 marks but a pass is a pass 🫡
Mar 28
Had an exam yesterday that I fucked up so bad so I decided to go out and get insanely pissed to make myself feel better, but now I'm just criminally hungover and still sad. Did not think this thru :/
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Apr 15
Big fan of my neighbour mowing the grass with one hand and drinking a beer with the other at half 12 on a Wednesday. Retirement seems real cool
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Apr 1
I'm all for women in sports but someone needs to do me a solid and be heavily misogynistic to my neighbours daughter and tell her women can't play basketball, sick of living next to Michael Jordan
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Mar 28
Had an exam yesterday that I fucked up so bad so I decided to go out and get insanely pissed to make myself feel better, but now I'm just criminally hungover and still sad. Did not think this thru :/
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Mar 21
Cos it's Patrick Bamford ?
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Jan 31
So hungover this morning and I ordered a maccies from my bathroom floor and they CANCELLED THE ORDER I could've cried fr
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Jan 17
Can someone please create a website that will delete all my social media posts pre ~2018 cos my Facebook memories atm are having my life
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Jan 12
Anytime I get stressed at work I think of this image and immediately calm down
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Jan 8
Very obsessed with Amanda coming in with her big play of "I'm hiding the fact that I'm an ex-detective because people will think I'm too clever" and then being dead fucking wrong every single episode
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22 Dec 2025
If you're ever wondering what lads talk about when they hang out, Jack and his mates are on discord and have just spent five minutes listening to one of them eat crisps on mic and guess the flavour
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