Just here to talk to myself. I sometimes tweet your unhinged thoughts. I write when I’m bored or depressed which is almost everytime #GGMU
Joined May 2024
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Jun 1
They used jazz to call one Egbon to the village one time.
He just came home and told me to help him find buyers for his properties, that he just wants to go home.
Two days after, he told me not to worry since it’s taking too long.
Packed a small box and left the key with me.
May 31
need yall to tell me a story that sounds like a lie but it’s true.
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You're from where a woman cannot eat certain part of a chicken, I'd sit this one out if I were you
It is only the Deputy Governor they sabi give for SW when it comes to women.
Nobody sees women as fit to rule them as a state governor.
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I thought he was doing this guy's content
Omohh
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Not sexualizing her oo but when something (hot asf as this) posts something like this, I'm supposed to be thinking about Charles Darwin?
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How much for this lambo
Jun 13
250million will get you a good lambo in Nigeria, I know what I'm saying Mr alade.
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Cooking is a woman's duty rho
Same way making provisions is a man's
Jun 13
Men do it & it’s not a problem. The reason you consider it one is because you believe that cooking is a woman’s duty so you now think it’s a problem that she’s not cooking & cleaning when she visits.
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LADOo retweeted
Jun 13
Your week in 4 pictures:
Leggo🌸
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Jun 13
"Broda come promise me"
*me presenting my Christmas/New year promise card hoping
When I suppose dey file tax returns
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Jun 13
Your week in 4 pictures:
Leggo🌸
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Jun 13
Less than 150 people are worth $10B
😂😂😂😂
Nzuzu too much
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Jun 13
I used to be like “don’t check your partner’s phone” and the likes
But now, if they give you any slight reason to check, please do check.
We no go fetch water for basket ooo
Jun 13
Most relationships will develop k-legs if they ever allow for five minutes of transparency by checking each other’s phones. I didn’t use end because some still won’t break up😂
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Jun 12
I’m not outrightly against them but I’m waiting for their failure
Jun 12
Guys, can we forgive morocco, they play good football 🥺🥺
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Jun 11
The bible actually says it’s a shame for women to speak in church
That’s why I laugh when I see “Pastor Mrs something something”
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Jun 11
Do you realise they’d probably never be on the same pitch with Ronaldo ever again?
For the second best player of his generation, who wouldn’t want a picture?
Jun 11
Nigerian footballers no even get level, after match, dem go Dey meet Ronaldo for picture😭😂
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Jun 11
If time of screenshot doesnt tally with time of post, I just know it’s a fugazi chat.
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Jun 11
Honestly, these picks dey gba
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Jun 10
This bros is at least in his mid 20s already
Omohh, Nigeria go mad person
Jun 10
Not applying for corporate jobs to pursue a football career, despite having a first-class degree.
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Jun 10
Omoh
Una wey dey sleep with random people no see life come oo
Bro if you’re about to have s3x and she immediately heads to the restroom to pee, don’t do it. I repeat bro.. don’t sleep with her.
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Jun 10
Igbo songs >>>>
I mean igbo ooo, not igbo
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