That’s assault brotha
Joined December 2009
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Jun 13
Some like really old drunk lady tried to bite/fight me today outside my bar at 7:30pm (7:30PM!) broad daylight. God I love my “another day at the office ah haha” job
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Jun 13
God I know it’s been a long day when I wear my sunglasses to and from the evil bar in one day
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Jun 13
I’m a 33 year old man working at a 5am bar I will bum adderalls from my 24 y/o blue hair queer they/them coworkers with health insurance until the day I die lmao
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Jun 4
Love working at the bar just listening to guys lie to chicks on first dates 3 times a shift lmfao
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May 30
Crying at “Jake Phelps” hahahaha
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May 28
If u have to rely on hinge to speak to women u will not survive the war
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May 23
I knew pain today. Before work tonight I sprayed my, mere hours old, neck tattoo with cologne by accident 👍
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May 21
Finally got my touchmaster 3000 from my old spot in Michigan back at my crib in Chicago 😭
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May 20
Someone tell me why every person in my bar rn smells like line cooks
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May 16
A guy nobody likes at the bar go the shit smacked outta him tonight that shit was cinema lmfao
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May 12
So glad I lived long enough to see Hilary Duff in sports illustrated
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May 12
These young mfs got it so bad they just wanna see some shit ass rapper do a set at rolling loud next thing u know u getting yo ass beat by 3 teenagers with chains on getting filmed by 50 people lmfao
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May 10
Really need to connect the dots on why “foodies” are some of the most ugly hills have eyes mfs on the planet
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May 7
Ah yes good to be at the bar in my old neighborhood where the hand soap in the bathroom looks exactly like cum
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May 2
No one except maybe New Orleans people dress gayer than people do for the Kentucky derby lmao
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