We were just on the edge of Barstow when we decided that glamourising drug use was reckless and irresponsible
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Apr 21
Robert Smith is 67 years old today. That's a lot of years at the kohl face
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Apr 21
There now follows my annual Robert Smith from The Cure eyeliner joke. Thank you for your patience
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Mar 12
Is this about up the arse
Does anyone know if Platinum Passholders can still use the Forbidden Valley entrance at Alton Towers this weekend?
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Mar 10
Applications for Everyone I Have Ever Slept With Part II are now being invited
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6 Nov 2025
Yer dad walks round the garden in his Oodie and pretends he's one of The Traitors
#traitors
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4 Nov 2025
I don't understand the need to advertise Christmas when it's already quite popular.
#christmasadverts
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25 Aug 2025
The Velvet London Underground
24 Aug 2025
This is the London Banana. As long as you stay within the Banana, you'll have a great time in London. Almost everything outside the Banana is horrible these days, best avoid. Not clear why, or when this happened. But it is what it is.
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3 Jul 2025
'You can't put that up in our town!'
Unsightly erections etc...
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10 Feb 2018
Horses.. The only animal with a natural Mohawk and no access to gel.
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8 May 2025
Whoever told me that Toploader had been killed by mortar fire at Arnhem was obviously lying.
#VEDay80
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23 Apr 2025
I visited a monastery yesterday and watched as God incinerated a small child.
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22 Apr 2025
If that's the casket, then the buffet's going to be shit.
22 Apr 2025
BREAKING: The Vatican releases first images of Pope Francis in a casket as cardinals arrive to discuss his funeral and plan the conclave to elect his successor.
Follow AP's live updates.
shorturl.at/YzZo4
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22 Apr 2025
At least those who made the pilgrimage to Rome for Holy Week will be getting their money's worth.
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22 Apr 2025
Who are The IMF to tell people that their economic outlook isn't great? Bunch of hypocrites burnt a million quid back in the 90s for a fancy art film.
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