(she/her) i hope you like being yelled at about quantum physics, birds, and the Aus women’s cricket team
Joined February 2018
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Hello to the 20,000 new accounts who are following my somewhat irreverent World Cup geography takes. Here’s a quiz question to you all to get the braincells going.
No googling!
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Jun 14
THE SOCCEROOS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS ... kind of.
Australia has claimed the Unofficial World Football Championship with our 2-0 win over Türkiye at the FIFA World Cup.
The UFWC tracks back to the first-ever international match in 1872 when England defeated Scotland, with the title changing hands whenever the holder loses a match.
Türkiye claimed the title in their win over Kosovo to send them to the World Cup, now forfeiting it to Australia.
WE ARE MASSIVE.
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Jun 14
Australia has 59,700 kilometres of coastline and every centimetre has been protected by Pat Beach. 🧱🌟
The 22-year-old keeper makes EIGHT saves as the Socceroos open their World Cup with a 2-0 win over Türkiye. GET IN 🇦🇺
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Jun 14
Say what you will about the Gallipoli campaign, at least Australia made it past the Beach
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GIRT BY BEACH 💚💛
🇦🇺😮 Australia cause a big upset at the World Cup, beating heavy favourites Türkiye in Group D.
The Socceroos threw themselves in front of everything (registering 12 blocks!) and keeper Patrick Beach had the game of his life on his competitive international debut.
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Jun 14
Can’t believe Nestory Irankunda is going to win the Golden Boot at the 2026 World Cup, that will complement the Socceroos winning the 2026 World Cup perfectly #AUSTUR #FIFAWorldCup
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Jun 14
Quarter time lowkey an advantage for us. quarter based sports are big here. I imagine they will come out from the break ready to kill
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Jun 14
Australia v Türkiye is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries deliberately turned away from their famous coastal cities and made a quieter inland city the capital.
Australia chose Canberra. Türkiye chose Ankara.
Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.
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George retweeted
Jun 8
2026 R13 is the H&A round in the @AFL era with the strongest positive correlation between a match’s final margin & the distance between the ground and the CBD of that state's capital city
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George retweeted
buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years
First look at the LEGO Sagrada Família
It is the largest LEGO set ever made at 12,060 pieces.
Will cost $800.
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‘Do queer women even like sport?’ is a discourse that can only exist due to bigots being the dumbest losers alive who have no irl friends
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George retweeted
May 27
Physicist 120 years ago: Maybe the inside of an atom is like plum pudding.
Physicist today: Light doesn’t experience time. All this shit might not even be real.
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May 27
“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
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“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
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George retweeted
Good evening, “Essendon Football Club” was a 154 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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