It’s been a journey…

Guy in Colossus shows up “hung over,” drink in hand, snap orders another. Crushes a $12 WSOP dog, announces he needs a nap and leaves. Returns 90 mins later, and when I ask if he really took a nap he shot me the coldest “are you dumb?” look of all time. Snap doubles.

Alright who wants to jump on the Krissy hall of fame bandwagon. 6 bracelets. Possibly the best No Limit Holdem player in WSOP history. Highroller ✅$25k -> $1.7M Ladies Event ✅ Online Event ✅ Huge field Events ✅ “Has to have been good at cash too” she was supernova elite crushing online for the last 20 years. Respected by her peers? She crushes the two toughest stops in the world (Triton & PokerGO) Deep main event run, the list goes on and on. Needs to be a good ambassador? Everybody loves playing with her. Put her in the HOF!

Hey @jeffplatt we’re out of toilet paper in the bathroom over at Paris. 3rd stall on the right. And if you can, grab the 3 ply stuff please, i know you’re holding out!

It’s crazy they have a 3 hour delay for editing and still can’t get it right. @WSOP

Probably time someone just said it clearly and didn’t pussyfoot around because @jeffplatt is a nice guy…..the rake has never been higher…. The quality of the dealers has never been worse…. Parking is an abomination …. The structures have never been worse.

I just took a shit in a porta potty on a 90 degree day in Maryland. #LiveUpdates This wouldn’t have happened if my Aces held last tournament. @pokerorg one for the bad beat counter.

PSA: if a car is stuck in the paris/horseshoe garage. Just swipe them out. You can swipe them out and swipe you out. Can save us all time.

Count your days @ChickfilA

It’s crazy how some people live their life with zero self awareness or accountability

RT @pokerface_ash_: Sigh. I just dropped a vlog that I put more time, energy, and money into than almost anything I’ve ever made. It’s one…

New: UFC President Dana White has sent a letter to President Donald Trump asking him to help reverse the 90 percent limit on gambling loss deductions for US taxpayers that became law last year. The issue has been a concern for both bettors and the gambling industry itself.

We are back at the @japanopenpoker sponsoring the Colossus NLH event! 💍 Passport Ring, Exclusive Merchandise, and Coverage by @PokerNews and @8131_Media. ✍️ 📸 Starting flights and Day 2 will be from April 26th - 29th! 🗓️

No one runs worse than me, I’m convinced.

Sometimes it’s the hard way…@RGPokerSeries 9 left, 5 bag pokernews.com/tours/rungood-…

2nd break of the @RGPokerSeries Main Event at @HollywoodPenn. 63k coming back to 1500bb. Reg is closed after break. Smashing the guarantee. Let’s gooooo

🔥 @RGPokerSeries returns to Pennsylvania as Passport Season rolls on at @HollywoodPenn❗ Action will begin on Day 1a at 12:00 p.m. local time, with the second flight to follow later in the evening. 🏁

Going to sell some action to the $800 @RGPokerSeries Main at Penn National at 1.25. Going to play the evening 6pm Flight. 10% for $100. Due to get 2nd. 😏🤣

The chase for the Main Event at @HollywoodPenn starts today! 🐎 12:00PM — $800 Main Event Flight A 6:00PM — $800 Main Event Flight B Live reporting by @PokerNews. ✍️ Two flights today. One growing field. 💍

First bad beat of the day. Eating my fries that i got from Sheetz, that is right across from the hotel i might add. Run out of ketchup, eat the rest of the fries. Dig back in the bag and find 4 more ketchup packets. Unbelievable Anyway, check out the @RGPokerSeries app that shows today’s schedule! @HollywoodPenn