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Joined February 2013
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2 Jan 2023
Adult man on the street asked me what 5 5 is today. I said 10 and he said “yeah I thought you were a nerd, just wanted to make sure”
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19 Sep 2022
i had been wanting a cheesesteak for a while so I ordered one yesterday. they forgot the cheese and delivered me this. ill answer questions when im ready but need some space at this time.
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28 Jul 2022
So true…
26 Jul 2022
When you meet his friend group and he not the leader <<<<<<
20 Jul 2022
Kids that wore a tie everyday to high school should be able to put that on their resume for corporate jobs
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9 Jul 2022
sitting down for a pint at the local pub, just took a big shite in the bathroom, long line waiting for me to finish up. happy friday!
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10 Jun 2022
“I don’t mean to be difficult”- person who is about to be difficult
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3 Jun 2022
I always thought that when I was in my mid twenties I’d be super cool but here I am sitting in a bar with a bad mustache arguing about the answer to a trivia question
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12 May 2022
Keep my name out of your mouth
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20 Apr 2022
I have been dating this person for two years(don’t have an ig sorry)
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18 Apr 2022
id go to church if instead of a cracker and a sip of wine they gave you a beer and a slice of pizza
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