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Leftists: Elbows Up, boycott America, you’re a traitor if you go to America! Also Leftists: Anyone criticizing Trudeau for not boycotting America is a traitor! And Maple MAGA blah, blah blah… Pick a lane you absolute clowns.

We're banning raves, because we don't want you having fun where we can't watch you. By the way let me tell you about Woodstock. We're cracking down on underage drinking. It's bad for you. Yeah of course we hit up the pubs at your age it was great. We're banning smoking, but just for you - the smoking age will go up one year every year. Oh yes of course, we used to be able to smoke inside everywhere, it was great really. We're banning flavored vapes. We don't have any evidence they're bad for you, you just like them too much. We're banning dodgeball during recess, someone might get hurt. Yeah we really enjoyed dodgeball too. We're banning flirting, because it might make the girls uncomfortable. We're locking you in your room for the next two years. Yes we know you're in no danger from the virus, but we're worried that you'll get us sick. By the way you have to take this needle if you want to leave your room again. Yes, twice. Well there will be boosters too. No, we aren't worried about side effects, that doesn't effect us at all. We're closing the frat houses, because we don't want you having fun without our permission. Please join these officially sanctioned university clubs instead. We're bringing in labor from the third world to work the service jobs, so you can't have a summer job. You need to go to university to get a good job. By the way we're raising the price of tuition. Oh look we're raising it again. Don't worry there are loans. At interest. Actually we're giving the good jobs to the foreigners we just imported, to make up for our racist past. We are very good people. No of course we aren't sacrificing anything. You just have to take one for the team. Also, we're giving the foreigners the houses. We needed to increase real estate prices. For our pensions, you see. Sadly no, you'll probably never be able to afford one yourself. By the way don't forget to pay your taxes. Need to support those pensions somehow! Eh? No, we're giving ourselves tax breaks of course. Seniors discount you know. Oh by the way, that one thing you still have, now that we've banned joy and kicked every ladder out from under you? That social media stuff you kids like? You guessed it! We're banning that too! Just for you though, we're still going to watch AI videos on Facebook. It's for your safety, you see. We've noticed that you're all getting rather irate, and we think it would be better for your mental health if you shut up for a while. Why don't you just go outside? Eh? No of course we aren't going to stop Ahmed and his twelve illiterate cousins from raping your sister, that would be culturally insensitive, which would make us feel very bad, and we can't have that.

🚨💥CRECE LA INDIGNACIÓN EN ITALIA 🇮🇹💥 Por el degollamiento de una chica en Florencia, por un inmigrante africano. GRAN PARTE DE EUROPA ESTÁ QUE ARDE; Inglaterra, Irlanda, Escocia, Serbia... exigiendo DEPORTACIONES MASIVAS🔥 Ninguna televisión os va a mostrar esto. COMPARTE POR TODAS PARTE... 🔥

RT @0urStruggle14w: Night 3 Belfast is still on 🔥 Sir Queen Starmer will be handing in his resignation very soon. Hail the patriots of Be…

Japan, is politely trying to educate Muslim visitors on basic public etiquette. Because manners, respect for others in public spaces, and consideration for those around you are lessons that are missing. And, in true Japanese fashion, they managed to do it in a cute and respectful way.

📣‼️🚨 Great news everyone: Nicholas Wagter has been released. He is now free to seek his own independent legal counsel, and free to find a mental health care team that may or may not agree with Vancouver Coastal Health’s plan. Thanks to *everyone* for helping achieve this.

Get you a woman who will soccer kick a mountain lion to save her goat

Leftist discovers her smart, successful colleague in climate tech is conservative. Her reaction? Immediate disgust. Then “sudden hatred” for him. She literally says it flipped like a switch — and admits it’s programming. The media spent years training her to hear “conservative” or “MAGA” and feel rage on command. Now she can’t turn it off, even when she knows it’s fake. This is how they keep people divided. Don’t talk. Don’t think. Just hate. The #WalkAway movement is full of people who finally unplugged from exactly this brainwashing. If you feel that automatic anger the second you hear someone is conservative… you’ve been programmed too. Liberal’s have spent MILLIONS putting that spell on anyone watching MSM to feel that way towards Pierre and the conservatives!! Time to break the spell. #WalkAway #WokeMindVirus #MediaManipulation #RedPill

RT @liz_churchill10: Oh my God. I just cannot believe this… An illegal invader is beheading a citizen in the middle of the street in Ire…

22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer. He destroyed the mayor’s house, the judge’s house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property. Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate 🎊

🚨 “TACTICAL RECESSION” — What a pile of horseshit‼️ This Boomer sitting in the woods just said what millions of Canadians are thinking. He doesn’t need some economist in a suit to tell him what he already feels every time he goes to the grocery store or fills up his truck. Now they’re rebranding it as a “technical recession” so it doesn’t sound as bad. And then there’s Mark Carney — the man they sold us as the brilliant economist who was going to fix everything. This guy nailed it: “I can’t believe what this carny gets away with… I think they got economist mixed up with communist.” Couldn’t have said it better myself. Drop a 🇨🇦 if you’re sick of the word games and the rebranding. #Carney #Recession #cdnpoli #LiberalFail #CanadaFirst

Imagine having a Prime Minister that laughs at a woman who lost her job and became homeless, only to then refuse to answer after getting called out on making a joke of it. Well you don't have to imagine. Here he is. Share this with a Liberal voter.

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🚨BREAKING: The “taking the knee” trend has exploded across Britain. Thousands are kneeling for Henry Nowak specifically to the track: Michael Jackson “They Don’t Really Care About Us.” The left are in a complete meltdown.