i have genuinely taken LSD more times in my life than ive eaten a cheeseburger

i luv it when ugly people turn out to to be actually deeply problematic and then u finally get to attack them for the way they look

Thanks @beeple, I’ve been a fan of your art for a long time. This is my new favorite. When I decided to sell my art I wanted every piece on the blockchain and to accept Bitcoin as payment. “The Internet of Money” by Andreas Antonopoulos really opened my eyes.

Love

protein is a PSYOP

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

ive said it before i will say it again: SEPARATE LINE AT STARBUCKS FOR PEOPLE WHO IT'S THEIR FIRST TIME USING A CREDIT CARD! OR SPELLING THEIR OWN NAME OUT LOUD

An exciting day for Greece! It was my honor to participate in the ribbon cutting for a brand new McDonald’s at The Mall in Athens, the most technologically advanced McDonald’s in all of Europe! American businesses investing here create jobs and bring American culture – and delicious food – to the Greek people.

u get everything u want in the end, just not in the order u want it in

every single book, until the very recent past, was written by a human (except for one)

p*ssy from a girl who stomps her feet when she's mad>>>>>

I don’t care if other women are hot or post sexy pics of themselves on the internet. I just don’t think it’s right to shift the burden of proof on others for “sexualizing” you when you were the one who made the effort to display yourself in the first place because you wanted something from them. Ordinarily, this wouldn’t matter but women have more of a cultural share now so it does. Women don’t like thinking through the implications of their behaviors both in their lives and at scale so they play dumb and offload blame and when all else fails resort to personal attacks.

my hot therapist shows up with a huge boner to all of our sessions and when i stare at it and start salivating he says "it's interesting you're so focused on that"

u can't dread the end if it's already over :]]

so does soup get turned into pee? or

🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian. He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.

SOME ppl need to stop checking the coachella lineup and start lining up they hairlines instead

the meaning of life is that it stops