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11 Nov 2022
Now’s probably a good time to request an archive of my twitter data, right?
10 Nov 2022
Got forwarded an internal email saying my entire company (as in, parent and all siblings) is pausing paid ads on Twitter through at least end of year, lol. That's gotta be at least a few million out of Elon's pocket.
28 Oct 2022
I’m strongly considering quitting all social media, eschewing the news, and having a go at living as a cultural hermit. What do we think?
28 Oct 2022
Love starting a documentary and almost immediately realizing there’s a Law & Order: CI episode inspired by the same story. Happened TWICE tonight.
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26 Oct 2022
give me back my girlhood, it was mine first
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26 Oct 2022
This is impeccable
26 Oct 2022
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25 Oct 2022
life is too short to pretend you don't like taylor swift
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25 Oct 2022
Me @ all my non-swiftie friends: "I challenge you to tell me why these elevator buttons are a firm confirmation of the next album Taylor Swift is releasing!"
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24 Oct 2022
Another Taylor Swift surprise... we've dropped the podcast a day early. Let's listen closely to Swift's lyrical and sonic world building on 'Midnights.' switchedonpop.com/episodes/u…
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24 Oct 2022
If you watched Halloween Week on GBBO and were… let’s say underwhelmed by the bakes, try The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell on Netflix. It’s Tales From the Crypt meets Martha Stewart.
24 Oct 2022
Dear Paul Hollywood, I have had digestive biscuits and they are not the same thing as graham crackers. Please.
22 Oct 2022
Cringe 👏 doesn’t 👏 exist 👏 you’re 👏 just 👏 bullying 👏 people 👏 for 👏 unironically 👏 liking 👏 things 👏
22 Oct 2022
Taylor should’ve just admitted “Lavender Haze” was also inspired by the cannabis strain if she was gonna put so much purple smoke in the visuals for it, my god.
21 Oct 2022
Rewatching the teaser trailer and I'm pretty sure that's just Anti-Hero, Bejeweled, and Lavender Haze. What visual album, you guys?
21 Oct 2022
I need more people to be talking about the lyric "where I pace in my pen" bc THAT DOUBLE MEANING.