I like netball, trains and Neanderthals.
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Still reeling from the fact that TRAINS have surge pricing in New Jersey wtf
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Jun 11
I feel like if you’re not from Melbourne it’s hard to explain why Pauline in Moonee Ponds is so odd.
I think because it’s just such a thoroughly normal person suburb.
It’s the equivalent of protesting ikea.
shouldn’t she be off baiting people on the Gold Coast or something
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Jun 11
Like if you hate mopo it’s like what, do you hate golden retrievers and Toyota corollas too you weirdo
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Jun 11
Why are Pauline Hansen and Barnaby Joyce coming to Moonee Ponds?? It is not exactly a hot bed of racial unrest. You can buy banh mi and falafel on puckle street now it’s fine
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Jun 2
I made this with my bare hands not ai
But I think it’s still pretty nifty
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Jun 2
When I worked at McDonald’s at 17 I thought that when I grew up I would understand why people yelled at me and now that I am that bitch in my 30s I understand it even less
How do seemingly normal people yell at children in their first job over burgers
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May 15
Dear Julia - most of us are normal and fine about this non-issue and think TERFs should spend a bit more obsessive time on things like women being murdered every week
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Apr 15
Oh thank god I’ve barely watched since it left 9. I used to watch 4 games a week
Super Netball returns to Nine for next five years #netballchaos
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Super Netball returns to Nine for next five years #netballchaos
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Apr 11
I was looking for a print @FineArtAmerica and quick question- what the hell??
ALT Artistic print of Adolf Hitler
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Apr 4
Please never judge me for who I follow I’ve been on Twitter for too long. John Cleese has been annoying me for months I realised yesterday that I FOLLOWED him
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Apr 4
They have got mopping cheerleaders, a unicorn dancing to Shania Twain, it’s a fever dream and idm so long as I get to see some crazy good netball (which it is) #mavvthu
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Apr 3
Idk man if you want us to use PT you maybe have to run more than three trains an hour
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Apr 1
I’ve warmed to the greens a lot in recent years and even voted for them once but I stg if they post one more thing about delivering free Public Transport so help me god I will rejoin the labor party
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Apr 1
Selling parts of fighter jets to Israel?
Ok but have you heard of change from within 🥰🥰
Don’t make me do it Ellen
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The government: would you like to save over 200 dollars on transport for a month?
Gunzels: this is a nightmare!
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