“… a crossword constructor from Chicago and a keeper of about thirty thousand honeybees.”— The New Yorker
Joined December 2010
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ALT nancy of nancy fame, in perfect recline, saying “i’m not pushy, i’m helpful to others, and i don’t need praise from other people to feel good about myself”
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sextina acab-fina retweeted
i love that you have the parody account label. it means no ones allowed to get mad at you
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entire city full of state school girls with marketing degrees and no one can come up with something catchier than 1000 awful iterations of this? sad!
MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGEL JEWISH
MY KNICKS CHAMPIONS 🏆
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how the european mind would contend with a midwest bass pro shops isn’t something i ever considered
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sextina acab-fina retweeted
Jun 11
Chicago really is the gate to heaven
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i’m sorry i have been out of the princess treatment uber black scene for a minute— since when do lincoln navigators have massage seats
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me / my top 4
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finished my water bottle before pouring myself 36oz of diet coke.....the portrait of HEALTH
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cultural appropriation
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sidney crosby thirst edits to crank by slayyyter absolutely diabolical keep em comin
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i can't stop thinking about shrimp & petroleum fest posters and how bad i want them all
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i forgot that it moves $10 to my savings every time i tweet get me outta here!!!!!
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i'm so happy for my longtime close personal friend dua lipa
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Breaking: The Bears’ Board of Directors voted Thursday to advance the stadium development in Hammond, Indiana.
“There is more work to do, but barring anything very strange, it’s a done deal,” one source told @AdamSchefter.
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why can't i by liz phair went so hard when u were in middle school and in love with your neighbor's boyfriend who had a grateful dead aim buddy icon
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"is it cute or just on a skinny model" content and the outfit is black jeans and a white oxford lmao
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i——— yknow what let me log off lmao
Jun 4
I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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i went a month ago and no one else is brave enough to say this but me: they are only serving diet pepsi products. dark, dark energy. avoid.
Chicago and national media were given a preview of the Obama Presidential Center in Jackson Park Wednesday ahead of it welcoming the public later this month. chicagotribune.com/2026/06/0…
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the parody account makes this seem like a joke but dead ass i asked for a coke and they were like 'we have diet pepsi or diet mug rootbeer ☺️'
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