me: *wearing red, white, and blue to the gym* “USA! USA!”
wj: “you’re gonna get stabbed”
me: “it’s ok, it’s the same colors for the UK”
wj: “more reason to stab you”
5’11” and below: short king
6’0”: 🥱
6’1” - 6’3”: chaotic evil
6’4”: demure, mindful
6’5” and above: unnecessary, doing too much
i will not elaborate further
hilarious that twitter bot farms think a bunch of random accounts following me in relatively quick succession using a first and last name is more plausible than ones named something like “choke me daddy” or “fart”. anyway i will not be manipulated for election interference again.