Just like the model, minus everything good about her life

Joined January 2022
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18 May 2022
Sometimes I like to treat myself to fiber gummies as a little late night dessert
4 Mar 2022
When I drive down to Miami
4 Mar 2022
I keep buying herbs/spices that I didn't realize I already have. Its such a waste of thyme. Not a big dill, but I should've seen it cumin
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27 Feb 2022
Just saw #MAFS s12 Erik on Bumble. Should I swipe??
21 Feb 2022
Reddit taught me to fart in my hand and then slap him in the face, if necessary
16 Feb 2022
Glass is always half full cause I've never finished a glass
15 Feb 2022
Times they spelled my name wrong: Part 1
Giselle retweeted
“I don’t know how people listen to that garbage “ #HalfTimeShow
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14 Feb 2022
My Latino dad watching the #HalftimeShow : "So they've run out of things to do, huh"
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13 Feb 2022
Did anyone ever actually read #Animorphs ?
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13 Feb 2022
Childhood cartoons really had me thinking I'd be using jackhammers all the time
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13 Feb 2022
My latino dad and I at the Taco Bell drive-thru Him: What do you want? Me: Just a crunch wrap supreme please Him: "2 wrap crunch please"
11 Feb 2022
Going to bars in your 30s: Omg look they have extra large jenga!
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11 Feb 2022
I can finally enjoy Albany's delicacy while gazing at the Aurora Borealis
10 Feb 2022
My Latino dad thinks Wilmer Valderrama is the guy who sang Rico Suave
9 Feb 2022
*Watching Kazaam* What am I doing with my life?
9 Feb 2022
They think they're slick #CosmoAndWanda
8 Feb 2022
My Latino dad: what is the Wi-Five here? Me: You mean Wi-Fi? Dad: Yes, Wi-Five
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8 Feb 2022
At first glance it looks like my dog's head got hit with a cartoon frying pan 😭
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