Y’all calm down I ain’t never done this shit before. Hawaiian shirt enthusiast. Proud father of two girls, El Capataz @BanditoDAO, @basketsfellas, and @monkeDAO

Joined May 2019
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Apple getting F1 and not covering and giving people access to F2 support races is just crazy.
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Getting into an hour long fight with an ai cause it thinks midline comments with a pound sign are completely acceptable in a gitignore. For fucks sakes people. What are we doing here.
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I was there it didn’t go well but here we are. $69 a piece maybe it shows up now maybe they send it later. Smb still the og of solana.
4 years ago, the Solana Monkey Business was minted, leaving a mark on Solana’s history. Happy Anniversary! ❤️
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lol can’t believe that was 3.5 years ago. I felt like an og then.
After nearly 3.5 years the @MagicEden team has brought the Balloonsville Rugger to justice. He was criminally sentenced Monday. Deep thanks to the UK's ERSOU Cyber Crime Unit for all their tireless efforts in bringing this criminal to justice.
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Kiro getting a C&D about their logo from Phantom in 3,2,1….
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This tweet has been true for at least two decades. Apple has always been a hardware company and other than operating systems hasn’t released anything but dog shit software ever.
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not enough people are talking about how badly Apple has fumbled AI so far siri is awful
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And don’t even get me started on Xcode and swift. Jfc.
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How many Vietnamese people are gonna rush out to spend 8 years salary on a Chevy Tahoe? Is it a lot? Will no tariffs on their new whip be an incentive to spend 8 YEARS of the average Vietnamese salary on a Tahoe work? Time will tell but I’ve got my guess
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Them coming after everyone ’woke’. Me changing all my repos back to master. Just to hedge.
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Dear X I don’t speak fucking Turkish. Nothing against it but don’t need to see it every other tweet.
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People using 100x leverage.
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I need to make billions before they start selling of all the public lands. Guess I got a few months. Any ideas?
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Military action always and I mean always ends up exactly like you plan. Including the aftermath. Although I seriously doubt we have an actual plan. It could go well but it almost certainly won’t. Good luck. 🤙
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I’m old enough to remember that the US only had 104 troops killed out of 4,500 or when “mission accomplished” was declared. But I’m sure all we need to do is drop a couple of bunker busters and go home no big deal. These things always go the way you hope they do.
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Satoshi invented Bitcoin so that one of the world’s largest crypto companies could sponsor government military parades. That’s a fact and it’s in the white paper so you bozos can look it up if you don’t believe me.
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Them teaching you to code: short concise git messages Ai: 1500 word commit messages
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Who broke the entire internet and how?
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What’s the best sui wallet? Need a Mobil and a browser, for browser best for development for Mobil just the best.
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So much fun. My man goes on for quite a while, finally declaring spaces to be the best.
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Back to the old school
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