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Joined April 2017
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"Pushing code, taking names"
"worthless"
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"Changed first sentence To something fucking sick"
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I will turn down your offer if the commit vibes aren't this immaculate
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"I am not sure what's causing this to barf but I'm committing this line commented out."
"Removing disturbing mental image"
"I need more coffee before I start commiting code."
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"I'm dumb. Don't judge me."
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"holy hell, how did I miss that?"
"Trust me..."
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"Wrote some code - left some broken tests. I'm feeling lazy. Kidding, it's 4am."
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"Reverted some dumbass changes"
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"mind numbing drudgery continued..."
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"I've never seen an Internet browser."
git commit -m retweeted
A short tutorial to understand z-index in CSS 👇
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"i'm fairly sure this is someone else's fault"
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"I don't want to have to know a lot of these things"
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"Janitorial work"
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"some merge and clean up, good times, good times"
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