Joined May 2020
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Sasa lifestyle yenye babako ameshindwa kukupea mimi 24 yr old kid nitaanzia wapi we msichana.
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You tell someone your deepest secret. He drinks, gets drunk , and then keeps shaking his head when he looks at you 😭
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Huku locals ukibuy mzinga ya kc unapewa remote na waiter akukalie ukikunywa damnit
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If I end up not using this degree, I will come back and bomb this school.
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Not even suprised. Hii generation inaenda mazishi kama road trip buanah. Wanakuzika wakiwa drunk alafu wanaenda kusample local za kwenu.
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I had a male friend alikuwa anafua nguo zote saturdays or sunday them from monday to friday anaanua moja moja akivaa he would use the hanging line as his wardrobe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ just because he didn't like folding clothes
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A boyfriend is the worst position you can be in a girl's life.
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The only person mwenye alinikubali tu vile niko ni Teacher on duty,.... "Kuja tu hivo vile ukoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
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Ukipeana mimba ukiwa broke huwa unaambiwa "you have ruined my life".
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unemployment will make you even forget that you're educated😭
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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came.
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Shawties be rude af until they start a business now it's "hey loves... πŸ’•πŸ’•β€
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I genuinely love how you go on Twitter, and all the thoughts you have are already in someone else’s tweet.
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Ukiwa interested na yengs and you can't get her off your mind unafaa you escalate ndio akupige rejection. Rejection itafanya you move on rather than kumezea msichana mate
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9 Dec 2025
"Surviving is winning, Franklin. Everything else is just noiseβ€”a fairy tale for people afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid. Survive!"
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Ratio natumia ya Jaba na njugu ningefanya ivo math ningekuwa mbali
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i miss when women made me nervous now they just piss me the fuck off
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If you want to grow as a man, never stay in the same place for too long.
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