I am a biochemist and chemical engineer by trade. I enjoy yoga, writing, maths, and above all: learning new things. Let's be friends
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22 Feb 2023
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22 Feb 2023
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3 Jan 2016
Why are all my favorite songs the ones that make me cry? Missing you today, Mom. I'll be a better man than I've been, I'll make you proud.
10 Dec 2015
Today I woke up feeling like the goldfish that died inside your daddy's decorative disco shoes. But I still see my #potential for #greatness
8 Dec 2015
I always take it for granted how much people DON'T know what they're talking about. I wanna give people the benefit of the doubt I really do
5 Dec 2015
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The guy @lordemusic is bangin is fkn #ugly. I oughta move to Hollywood and be a professional #celebrity banger #lmao
29 Nov 2015
The more people I meet, the more I'm discovering they're really #lonely too. #Desperate to share their lives- and waiting for me to go first
29 Nov 2015
"We just wanna have a good time" - I'm inconsiderate of your feelings since they shatter my delusions that people like me #BlondeLivesMatter
29 Nov 2015
Chop one crown #cauliflower
Drizzle w/ olive oil
Add red & black pepper, salt to taste
Bake at 425ยฐF for 20-30 min.
26 Nov 2015
#ProTip - Nothing pisses people off faster than viciously #mocking their attempt to make amends with you. #ImThankfulFor #HappyThanksgiving
25 Nov 2015
I've reached a threshold of #skinny that no matter what my hair looks like women still love it. Think of all the money I'll save on haircuts
25 Nov 2015
I ran 3 miles today. Plus 2 hours of yoga and another hour of lifting weights. And I still can't sleep. #FML
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23 Nov 2015
Your horn isn't a magical device that forces other cars to stop. Use your horn in conjunction with your brakes to mitigate risk of car wreck
23 Nov 2015
I won't cut you off, luxury sports car, but I won't let you pass either. I could let you pull up next to me so you see my shit-eating grin.
22 Nov 2015
The moment a girl tells me GMOs destroy our bodies, I gotta shut my damn mouth and listen to those stupid face lips flap. #thestruggleisreal
19 Nov 2015
"addition of de novo initiated telomeres (ADDIT)"
One thing about biochemists they're phenomenal at making acronyms
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New Enzyme Discovered for Sustaining Telomere Length ow.ly/UNuVI
19 Nov 2015
2016 Life Goals:
1) EIT licensure
2) Yoga teaching licensure
3) Build Dobsonian telescope
4) Write memoir
5) Get bitches
6) Get paid