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Turso now includes unlimited active databases in every plan. We already had unlimited databases, but we would charge you based on how many of them were active. That is now gone. You want a database, you get a database.
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Napoleon is one of the greatest men of History.
Elon Musk just became a trillionaire. This is just further proves that the greats study the greats. About Napoleon, he said this: “One of the things I learned from Napoleon is that wherever the general is, that’s where the army does best. So if you’re the leader, you have to be at the most important place at the most important time. You have to be willing to go to the front lines. You can’t just sit back in safety and give orders. The presence of the leader has an enormous effect on morale and performance.”
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Buc-ee's is, without a doubt, one of the coolest places in Texas. It is amazing to see so many people losing their minds over it.
Many Europeans traveled across the U.S. during the World Cup, the journey itself becomes part of the adventure. Stopping at a massive can feel like discovering a whole new world, with its huge stores, endless food options, and unique souvenirs. What seems like a simple gas station to locals can be an unforgettable cultural experience for visitors. The combination of clean facilities, fresh food, snacks, and merchandise shows a different side of American road travel. These small moments are often what make traveling special — discovering everyday things that feel extraordinary somewhere else. Who would have imagined that a quick stop for gas could become one of the favorite memories of a World Cup trip?
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Yes!!!! She tweeted it. Was the only one missing with the predictable stupid take.
But taxing wealth so normal people can afford to see a doctor and not go bankrupt over inhalers is radical left. OK
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Elon Musk's victory is one small step for man, one giant leap for autistkind
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remember a while back a bunch of morons making fun of Elon because "his rocket exploded" ? lol
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I bet there person who wrote this stupid title spends the day talking platitudes against "hate and division"
Opinion: SpaceX IPO makes Elon Musk the first trillionaire. Here’s how to properly hate him theglobeandmail.com/business…
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Glauber Costa retweeted
The most expensive tweet of all time.
F*ck Elon Musk.
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4 commas. That is my tequila brand Do you know what ROI is ? Return on investment ? No. Rocket Of Internet.
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They got one thing right: Twitter did, in fact, cease to exist.
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386 days after Elon’s decline and fall… He’s the World’s first trillionaire. The Media truly does suck.
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Lets make sure he is the fist of many to come.
Elon Musk just became the world’s first trillionaire. Let’s make sure he’s also the last.
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Some things are so incredibly boring and predictable. I am betting here that Bernie and AOC will come out and spill the same nonsense. wanna bet ?
Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth. We need a wealth tax.
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Full agreement. The assassination of Buzz Aldrin is the biggest tragedy in our timeline, and that's what I would prevent too.
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"If I could time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favorite politician getting assassinated” You’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half the planet.
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Found a bug in our server today. No user has hit it (yet, thankfully) Our DST didn't find it. Antithesis didn't find it. Our integration tests didn't find it. @LeMikaelF did Turso Gigachad
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It works. Miraculously. Bryan Johnson successfully de-aged back to a 16 year old teenager (Bryan this is cool and much respect)
I miss Kate so badly that I physically hurt. It's been a week since we were together. She's still in Australia sorting her visa. I feel more stressed. My emotions are stunted. My thoughts are cloudy and my mood has dipped. It just hurts everywhere.
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We now support allow rules on @tursodatabase cloud: your database receives traffic only from specific sources. Everything else is blocked. You can add IPs, but also AWS VPC Endpoints. Available on any paid plan - including developer - for just $5 per month
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This is a very cool story about how @LeMikaelF , our LLM-whisperer extraordinaire, used Edgar Allan Poe - yes, you read that right - to, guess what, find even more corner-case bugs: turso.tech/blog/edgar-allan-… For software reliability aficionados, LLMs are such a great tool!
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Very cool to see: @cerebriumai needs to make routing decision for their GPU fleet in an instant. Better data leads to better routing. the solution? @tursodatabase - the absolute lowest latency possible by embedding the database right into your application.
Replying to @cerebriumai
Most AI infra is built around localized k8s clusters. That works when workloads live in one region, on one cloud, with predictable capacity. But real-time AI doesn’t look like that. GPU supply is fragmented across regions and clouds. Customers need low latency globally. And when a region or provider degrades, routing has to adapt instantly.
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very cool work !
Finally releasing the first native @tursodatabase client. Comes with all needed db features plus Turso support for - materialized views - custom types / domains - mvcc connection mode - multiprocessor access per connection I think this is a nice first feature set. Will implement more and more Turso features. Example - first class vector search visualizer - image/video blob renderer - CSV-Support I hope you like it. It's available for free.
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WTF? There is a LINE to access the WEBSITE ?
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