I just don’t know
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It’s actually such a power move of me to be the worst one in a pilates class
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official game glenna retweeted
My Gen Z coworkers when I use a cultural reference from before 2016
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Suddenly got an ancient phantom craving for an Orange Java Chip Mocha Frappuccino
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Jun 16
They should release a new season of The Pitt right now
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Jun 15
Having a hard time not calling the past tense of troubleshoot “troubleshat”
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Jun 15
Getting a bunch of half naked men to wrestle at you for your birthday? Happy pride I guess
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Jun 14
Blueberry
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Like this tweet if I should go get ice cream
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Jun 13
Taking a yoga class from every they/them in Portland, sweating to Alanis Morissette, I love this quirked up town
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Jun 12
Imagine having a trillion dollars and still being ugly
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Jun 12
Canceling all my coworkers until I’m the only one left
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Jun 11
We should not have to work when everyone is excited about sports
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Jun 11
Had a panic dream that I was trying to finish a bag of Cheetos before a job interview, then I was like “I’ll just eat these during the interview”
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Jun 10
I need this sweater so bad
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President Ford wearing his custom WIN (Whip Inflation Now) sweater in 1974
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Jun 10
Like this tweet if I should make a podcast about sea creatures
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Had a burrito and a long walk, that should turn things around for everyone
Hearing the stock market is down today because I am in a bad mood, my b
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Hearing the stock market is down today because I am in a bad mood, my b
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