haiiii
Joined April 2024
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Feb 17
explaining the proletarian struggle to my 8 year old brother who asked “is Donald Trump a bad guy” and subsequently “do we just have to wait for him to die to be free”
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18 Nov 2025
washing machine was making weird noises and then I found out it’s cause my phone was in there on spin #sentfrommyipad
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29 Sep 2025
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29 Sep 2025
Pete at Oceans Calling!!
📸 thekidsarentalright (via mortalfortaxpurposes) on tumblr
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29 Sep 2025
been living off free 7/11 food so long that im anemic now #MyLegsAreMostlyScars
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21 Sep 2025
left a voicemail at work where my voice cracked almost instantly so i just sat in silence for 5 more seconds and hung up
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having the craziest charlie day induced cuteness aggression lately
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17 May 2025
one of the most sad and unnatural sights is when a celebrity man gets insecure about aging and resorts to that veneers slicked quaff 6 pack combo. just the evil soul of a young man taxidermied within a fading frame held together by a gauche display of desperation and wealth
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7 Apr 2025
eating a bag of fritos for dinner and i only have 9 toenails my life sucks
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4 Apr 2025
having embarrassingly small feet for a dude pays off because i get to wear the Summer Essentials Fall Out Boy Ladies Sandal
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2 Apr 2025
bob dylan timothee chalamet is kind of charlie day down am i schizophrmeic
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