Important journalist, very good chef, magician and soldier and detective as well. Green-fingered gardening expert.

Joined February 2017
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Just saw some pigeons eating the carcass of another pigeon. Just some bones with wings still attached. And red gangly bits.
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If you have a trillion dollars in a world where children are starving, people are homeless, you're not a visionary, you're a cunt.
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cat interrupts "Romeo and Juliet" theatre performance... credit to the actor when the cat is pulling his hair cats do not give a shit
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OK this is funny
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This guy goes to save a kitten and the whole army comes out
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‘Behind the “guy with a pint in the pub”, this is a man who consistently voted against the interests of working people.’ Trade Union Head Paul Nowak tells @AndrewMarr9 he finds Reform's 'party for the working class' image 'laughable'.
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You voted against scrapping zero hour contracts. You voted against banning fire and rehire. You voted against day one sick pay for workers. You said the minimum wage was too high for young people. Reform politicians openly say they don't like trade unions. You will always put the interests of your offshore crypto billionaire donors ahead of workers.
Reform is now the party of workers. Today I am inviting trade unions to apply for affiliation with Reform UK. We also welcome union leaders to attend our national conference in September and engage in discussions about the policies of a future Reform government.
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#MISSING Have you seen Thomas, 11? He is missing from Abbey Wood and was last seen on 7 June, wearing a Nike Tech fleece tracksuit and black trainers. He is also known to frequent the Watford area. Anyone with information should call 101 quoting CAD8243/08JUN26.
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Will the media name who granted that barbaric monster leave to remain this morning or whether Braverman and Jenrick names will be dodged.
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Replying to @MittensOff
The Farage solution….
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Before Farage's Brexit we had our borders controlled, there were no small boats FFS! The front on this man adding this to his dog whistle clip about Belfast can be seen from space. #Farage #ReformUK #Brexit #FarageBoats
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She's only gone and blimmin' well blocked me? Hopefully she'll still sign my copy.
Replying to @LucyTCWife
Is this a story where you encourage people to burn down hotels with people in them?
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Boycott the World Cup! The games are gonna be at late o'clock anyway and England are boring. Fuck Trump.
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We’ve all had a dream like this before

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"Delicious hot or cold" my arse!!😠
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It would be mighty amusing if chants of “We all hate Tr*** And we all hate …” rang out across the stadia of America. Maybe that needs to be the WC Anthem
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NO!! That pretend Arsenal supporter blocked me!!
Replying to @glooface @AFCRuss89

ALT Guillotine France GIF

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