you'll never meet anyone as goated as me • sometimes trading, often shitposting, always unemployed

Joined January 2022
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Really excited to have just acquired @Nodemonkes Alien #8806 from OG collector @crownjewel369 to show my support to the Ordinals community. Special shout out to @lifofifo and the @ord_net platform, as the buying experience was very smooth for my first time buying a Bitcoin NFT !
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Foundry is the first launchpad of its kind for preinscribed Ordinals collections. Built to solve every issue I've come across with launchpads, past and present. ⚡ Fully permissionless 🛡️ No sniping 🔐 No custody risks 🎲 No reveals before minting. No rerolls. 📦 Bulk mint allocation 📊 Transparent allocation information Live next week.
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I believe self custody of assets with private keys is legitimately one of the most powerful tools for sovereignty we have ever devised but the industry has completely bastardized this term to the point of uselessness. The original notion (in my mind at least) of self custody was having a string of letters and numbers or 12 words that unlock your assets. “Self-custody” when interacting with smart contracts and defi has become virtually meaningless at this point, encumbering coins with layers and layers of risks and dependencies, incredibly misleading A lot of this narrative was ostensibly for regulatory reasons: “we don’t take custody of your assets, you deposit them in this pool or contract with self-executing code” but that’s so obviously not true at this point it’s an insult to our lived experience. Or, if it is “true” in the literal sense that the code technically always does what it is allowed to do, the “self-custody” component is very far down the list of what is actually important with these systems, a red herring really. Clearly Drift depositors didn’t (don’t) have “self-custody” of their funds. And the common retort is “well Drift doesn’t really either.” ok but North Korea does now. At this point I liken self-custody in the context of defi to saying that you are the only one with the keys to the front door of a bank vault but there’s another door on the other side of the vault that criminals (or regulators, who knows) can enter with impunity and take your assets. Is it really that relevant that you’re the only one with a key to the front door? The reason this is jading is because truly securing your wealth with private keys if you choose is a 0 to 1 unlock for some people (maybe the only real 0 to 1 unlock in this space) but that was conflated with all of these systems that have multisigs, upgrade keys, oracle dependencies, layers upon layers, turtles all the way down, often times with very obvious single points of failure. What is the value of self custody when a multisig can reorg your assets out of existence? The whole thing is very disillusioning
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Ordinals looking good here. Genuinely interested in covering some stuff that actually excites me… been a while.
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Apr 27
Topics I’d like to dive deeper into: - Ord.net by @lifofifo - How @ndestrategy built up a collection of ~650 @nodemonkes (still accumulating) Are threads still a thing or does the X algo favor articles?
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NFT platforms shutting down and sunsetting storage is to be expected. The message is clear: permanence lives on Ordinals. If you care about your legacy, put your work on Bitcoin.
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Explore ◉RD. It's now out there.
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Monad spent 3 years in development, backed by VCs, only to launch and die within 3 days. Meanwhile, an experimental Bitcoin protocol built by some freak out of nowhere has been kicking for over 3 years. But yeah Ordinals are dead according to absolute bottom barrel InfoFi KOLs.
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Bitcoin assets have now been officially removed from @MagicEden.. Couldn’t think of a reason to use MagicEden over @Satflow anyways but it’s great to see the community staying aligned and positive through moments like this.
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Easily my favorite card from the entire One Piece TCG when it comes to artwork.
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Jan 19
Replying to @kunoo
never forget
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9 Sep 2025
CT has been poisoned with hyper-gambling, vapid social clout signaling, meta chasing, corporate pandering, and indiscriminate farming. The true spirit of CT is decentralization, sovereignty, privacy, human connection, internet culture, art and fun. Stand for something.
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10 Sep 2025
Reconsider all media narratives of 'world conflict'. See that they are emotive controls. Do not identify as 'anti' - simply stand outside their belief systems. You are not contrarian to any rational person. You are a free sovereign soul in wonderment - as God intended.
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22 Aug 2025
celebrity coin not to rug challenge: impossible
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18 Aug 2025
was walking the dog and this happened ❤️🦋🥹
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9 Aug 2025
why shrink your life to fit your income when you can grow your income to fit your life
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Grok Imagine: Bring this legend to life.
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6 Aug 2025
The Bitcoin Summit Event in Hong Kong is near! Glad to be among the great sponsors with our community @goatedSyndicate ◉ And special thanks to @janbtc for organizing and continuously pushing the ecosystem forward! 🧡
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6 Aug 2025
putting ‘Kaito Yapper’ in your bio would be the same as having ‘whitelist grinder’ in your bio back in 2021 negative aura
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