Whatever the dog saw at night and barked, the sheep also saw it and decided to keep quiet.

I just smoked 16 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets - to protect our children and our families

Kama singekuwa na phobia ya heights sahii ningekuwa on top of someones daughter.

Boda riders have adapted to storytelling in the wind by turning their head slightly towards you. Like bro ni kweli hii serikali ni mbaya sana na mabibi wanasumbua but geuza kichwa tafadhali tutaanguka.

Minyoo kwa tumbo ya mkikuyu

Kenyan rugby is in safe hands, the ongoing nationals has quality mazee, big up to the coaches,boys can play structured rugby manh 😂 @KRU mambo ya chipu ipangwe mapema bana Iko talent proper pale

niggas from africa make african americans look like norwegians

We should've stopped somewhere between discovering fire and filing taxes. We did too much

Nikiwa on my last coins huwa nazitumia on drugs and good food. Alafu natulia Guardian angel apige miujiza.

RT @HealthRanger: History's most dangerous phase isn't when empires rise, but when they fall — for their final act is often to set the stag…

Ruto's audacity to ask for a second term imepita ile yangu ya kukatia rich babes

Girls don’t know this, but if men sit very still, we can feel the sperms moving around down there. It’s like a sac full of tiny squids

Regular blood transfusion in Dubai has failed due to the war, the signs are now visible. The fight for Nairobi Hospital is so that he can keep his treatments secret. You know who!

Kuna kasauti mat mzee hutoa when revved unajua tu that unroadworthy thing is about to unleash unholy levels of torque town mnafika na 2 minutes 🤣🤣🤣

Toxic women measure love by how much they're allowed to inconvenience you.

sahii hao karen baddies wakijaribu tu hivi kuwachilia their pet crocodiles tunaona moto.

Every time I even stand up my dog gets excited asf. He understands that I'm a nigga who can make shit happen at any given moment

Arsène Wenger on Arsenal winning the league: Arsenal are winning the league — no excuses, no explanations. They have everything it takes to do it. And if they win it, it will not be because their opponents were weak. In fact, this has been one of the greatest Premier League seasons of the century. A season where almost every team has had its moment at the top. There were periods where Bournemouth looked unstoppable, then Sunderland took control, Chelsea dominated, Liverpool surged, Aston Villa looked like contenders, and now Manchester City are having their run. At different moments, every one of these teams made people believe they could win the league. But through all of that chaos, there has been one team that kept standing — Arsenal. Constant. Consistent. Resilient. Even when setbacks came, Arsenal remained there. Their quality, mentality, experience, and belief have taken them further than many expected. And believe me, when Arsenal win this league, it will not just be a title. It could be the beginning of a long and dominant era. That is the real warning to the rest of the league. 🔴⚪️

8 games to go. One game at a time. It could be this season grandma.

Seventy percent of boda guys in Eldored are operating on one kidney like owls. Small Pneumonia pandemic there and chelsea will Lose half of its fanbase in Africa. Tuko hali mbaya saidi