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People also caused Yaradua to reverse the refinery sales. We’ve always been somehow as a people.
Femi Otedola disclosed a heated confrontation with former President Obasanjo over the deregulation of diesel importation in 2004.
In his words: “The President called me at 2am, shouting through the phone. ‘You’re a stupid boy! God will punish you! You persuaded me to deregulate diesel, and now there’s no diesel in the country!’
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Sometimes supportive boyfriend duties call. But you know who I’m rooting for to take the Cup 🇨🇦
Jun 13
From @TheAthleticFC: On a day that Canada and the United States both opened their campaigns at the World Cup, Justin Trudeau opted to watch Team USA, where his girlfriend Katy Perry was performing in the opening ceremony. nyti.ms/3QkNi1V
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If person offer you $1b right now but dem go cut your preeq, you go gree? Exactly, bro no dey whyne yourself, we know why we dey in a hurry to make am
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Lol.
Jun 12
Before a woman will finish you, she will first isolate you.
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And there’s me that avoids certain experiences because I understand how easy it is for me to be a part of one.
Jun 12
the more cult documentaries I watch, I realize I’m too lazy to ever be in a cult lol. it’s always manual labor, rituals and struggle
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There’s no luxury Elon can get that Dangote can’t, ko geddifok.
Jun 13
Dangote is a poor man where Elon musk stands.
Your starting point might be another man’s finish line.
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This is fucked up.
Jun 12
A caller on Brekete Radio today said his brother's wife was kidnapped, gave birth in bandit captivity, and Bello Turji named the child after himself before increasing the ransom, saying he bought a ram for the naming ceremony.
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Often, been foolish and been good are the same thing.
Jun 12
Been 15 years since Game of Thrones debuted. And I still want to remind you guys that Ned Stark was a fool.
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I took a break for two weeks, na me know wetin my eyes see. I go resume next week.
Jun 13
Since i stop gym my mental health has been at stake
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I don’t have a type. None of my exes looks anyone else.😂
Jun 12
You don’t have a type but all your 7 exes look alike, mad person.
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When I become God again, I’ll destroy everyone that tries to cultivate this strain of rice.
Jun 13
Ever since i started using basmati rice for fried rice, i have never looked back.
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If you tell her this is why you want to break up, she would go tell her friends you broke up over shawarma.
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Most of the time I flirt, it’s unconscious. I’m mostly not even aware I’m doing it. I’ve been catching myself flirting here, and I might get into trouble for it.
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Jun 12
All photographs are memento mori.
To take a photograph is to participate in another person's/thing's mortality, vulnerability, mutability.
Precisely by slicing out this moment & freezing it,all photographs testify to time's relentless melt.
Susan Sontag • On Photography (1977)
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Well, when you look at a world map, it has DR Congo, doesn’t it?
Jun 11
8yr old niece just said there’s a country in the world cup called “doctor congo”
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For the first time, I am with President Suluhu on this. Why should she be forced to speak their language? Russia uses its own language, so she would need a translator anyway. Shouldn't she speak Swahili instead, forcing them to need a translator too?
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APC boys are egging NDC’s “Communication Strategist” on. Amazing.
Jun 11
So sorry but Dickson did not inherit the silence of Abure.
Dickson does not have any problem with the party’s flag bearers but everyday you see all manner of insults and aspersions being cast on his name by their supporters.
Should he keep quiet while people rubbish his name?
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I'm having a conversation with my 18 years old cousin, and I’ve said “You’re young” so many times. I’ve become one of those elder ones.😂
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Jun 10
When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"
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