I'm just trying not to get banned again

Joined February 2011
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If @FedEx "loses" my shoes without proper restitution, I'm going to burn their headquarters down. They need to keep employees in check, stealing my shit.
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That clinch walk wouldn’t have made it 😂
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DK Metcalf got carted off the field to use the bathroom. King energy. (🎥: @NFLonFOX)
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That Joe Dirt can really putt. Clutch. #TheOpen
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What to buy next:
10% Longclaw (GoT)
20% Master Sword (Zelda)
35% Earrings (for my gf)
35% Uzui sword (Demon Slayer)
20 votes • Final results
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It doesn't surprise me that somebody as stupid as @Trevornoah would sue a doctor because he's sad 😂😂
My inner child is still crying over statue Ash Ketchum
Pokemon 2000 is better than Mewtwo Strikes Back in almost ever way. thegamer.com/pokemon-the-mov…
Just dropped one of the biggest, nastiest grumpys of my life. I thought I was gonna have to go back and cut it up before flushing. 🤣😂
Mac Jones will be absolutely butt cheeks in the league. Pin it.
"Cam's not playing badly it's just Mac Jones every day looks more & more like a QB in the #Patriots offense than Cam" @tomecurran on the QB battle in New England #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE
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We've been saying it.. Carson Wentz looks GOOD coming back from foot surgery #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE
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AWESOME TRAILER ALERT: So honored to have a small part in reimagining the galaxy with #StarWarsVisions, an original series featuring stories from seven visionary Japanese anime studios, streaming September 22 on ⁦@disneyplus
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THIS is why the right to bear arms is more important now than ever... but y'all don't wanna have that discussion.
The country with the third highest military budget in the world is the United States police department.
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When you can’t find your mom at the grocery store
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Can I tweet again, yet?
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Spencer Rattler is the 4th Oklahoma player over the last 20 years with 4 pass TD and 1 rush TD in a game, joining Kyler Murray, Baker Mayfield and Sam Bradford.
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Over 40 years in politics, mass incarceration of minorities, using racial slurs on the senate floor, net worth exponential increases due to political standing, and more! (The Joe Biden infomercial.)
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I just dropped him in fantasy 😪
Welcome back Shep! 📺 #NYGvsPHI FOX @sterl_shep3 #OUDNA
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Contract me out, ladies. I’m available for all major holidays, and most minor ones. I’m cheap, and I will bring a bottle of wine to give to your mom. 😉
excited ab being the only single family member at holiday gatherings :-) again
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I haven’t talked shit to somebody in a while. I’m feeling froggy for this weekend.
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