CHEF. Food. π· Author. Citizen Journo. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. VanDoll. Cybersecurity Enthusiast. Cook Tease. Difficult woman. Asapiophobe.
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Right next phase in the tumultuous ramshackle journey that is my culinary career - we go to Skool
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We donβt need no damn proofreaders
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RT @ArtistAffame: So my local pizza place is giving away a free drink with any order on uber or DoorDash you just have to type in βfuck Isβ¦
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Is "naturally gifted" a nice way of saying completely lacking in knowledge and experience?
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Tonka Bean is like nutmeg - you want hints not sledgehammers.
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Why is the centre of that cake so sunken??
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Looks like Aaron has kicked a goal.
Love a cake soak.
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Kombu is probably the most difficult ingredient to work with and "hero" in a dessert.
(I will now go self-flagellate for using "hero")
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Proverb: Those who forget to turn on the rice cooker will need to wait longer for cooked rice.
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βDonβt punch down on other womenβ, but has openly accused women on here of being promiscuous, a swinger, fat shaming, bullies and liars while actually being the one who supports those who threaten doxxing, make racist taunts and DMβing people to rally support. π
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Crowbar Jones π₯πͺ retweeted
The most aggressively mediocre, unfuckable people with delusions of adequacy simping for the biggest loser on the planet while he plunders their retirement and lives on more government handouts than entire states
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Belief without evidence is more 1426 than 2026, yet here we are.
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