Joined January 2013
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Matthew Ross retweeted
28 Apr 2014
If I text you, that's effort lol
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My pick to win the masters
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Matthew Ross retweeted
5 Apr 2014
Mike: Im more of a hanging out person. fuck texting Me: same, i gotta tweet that.
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Cocaine, strippers, and Mojitos are a must on New Years
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The less fucks you give the better off you'll be.
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Donโ€™t hit your girl unless you're smacking that ass.
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RT if you have seen every episode of Blue Mountain State more than once
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Alex Moran > Tony Romo
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RT if you've seen one of your followers naked
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If spiders ever come to the realization that people are terrified of them. We're fucked. Seriously, we're fucked.
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I wouldn't have an Anger problem if you didn't have a Stupid problem.
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If you love someone, set them free, if they don't come back, text them when you're drunk
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Iโ€™ll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.
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Looking at a chick and thinking "SLOOOOOT"
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When someone hits you with some sarcasm, give them some sarcasm right back instead of getting offended like a little bitch.
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Life is like a penis, very simple, relaxed and just hanging freely. It's women who make it hardโ€ฆ
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Sloots everywhere
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