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Oh that was nice. Josh Hokit ended his post-fight interview with Joe Rogan by calling Michelle Obama a man. Nothing says let’s celebrate America quite like that. Truly special. #UFCFreedom250
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Your tax dollars at work, folks
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oh no, it woke up grandma and grandpa. quick, someone write a sob story.
Pool Report 14/Another flyover A B-1 bomber flew over the Claw from the south at 11:34 p.m. It was extremely loud and likely woke up people who went to bed early around downtown DC. Steven Nelson New York Post Sun. Jun. 14, 11:40 PM
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makes sense he’s commenting on NY sports — he’s Chuck Schumer’s boy after all
Mr. President—I’ve never said thank you before . . . But now I will . . . Thanks for staying away from Games 1, 2, 4 and 5! You should get an NBA Peace Prize!
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I guarantee the dudes on the steps are hype as hell to be there
Hold the fuck up. Hold up. Those are Honor Guards? I'm literally flabbergasted. The disrespect is off the charts. Just fucking wow. #DemsUnited
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source: someone told me they heard about it at a baseball game
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Thank u, next
Ariana Grande slams the White House for using her song ‘bye’ in a TikTok of ICE agents arresting people: “Please do not ever use my music in relation to this barbaric, inhumane, heinous nonsense” (variety.com/2026/music/news/…)
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new speaker of the house already?
this smoke appears to be making its way up toward the Capitol.
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Don't get my hopes up, is he finally opening up the permanent housing for journos?!?!?
.@SECWAR has arrived at Guantánamo Bay.
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is it just me or do CTO’s graphics look too similar to @DHSgov’s
Monitoring the Situation 🇺🇸
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Graham Platner son or Nancy Mace daughter
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I’m pumped for the Nancy Mace crash out pt. 2 tonight
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1 like = 1 laugh at Mace
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Because Bates did such a damn good job with Biden and Kamala 🤣
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Scoop: Gallego hires Andrew Bates for crisis comms around Swalwell axios.com/2026/06/09/democra…
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59 years ago today, Israel attacked the USS Liberty in international waters. 34 crew members were killed and 174 were wounded by the IDF. Today, I spoke on the House floor to honor the fallen and to recognize the survivors who were present in the gallery.
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does serving in the “front lines of journalism” come with an elite sense of narcissism?
Scott Pelley sobs when he argues he’s just like U.S. troops because both go to war to serve the country and might even be more important because “there is no democracy without journalism”… “Don’t care about the country? [CRYING] I’ve never worn the uniform, but I’ve been in combat for this country in Afghanistan, Iraq, Kuwait, been shot at. Spent nights in foxholes filling up with water in the desert. I’m not aware that the President of the United States has ever done any of those things for his country. Please correct me if I’m wrong. You become a journalist because you love the First Amendment. You become a journalist because you love the country. And while all the other descriptions that the President used about me might be applicable, not that one. [CRYING] There is no democracy without journalism. It can’t be done. And that is why I am a journalist.”
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Lmao totally not rigged election
Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the second of two spots in the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan Primary #DecisionMade: 7:57 PM EDT
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you’ll never be welcomed in America
Believe it or not but Hunter Biden is far more human and likeable than anyone could've imagined. It's easy to picture some out of his mind nepo-baby when stolen videos of a man in his worst hours are your only exposure to him.
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holy shit
We got married on the first weekend in June eleven years ago. What a gift it is to build a life together. Happy anniversary, Jake ❤️
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how much did Obama spend on it?
Because it took $13 million to make the reflecting pool do something it already did. Glad we could clear that up.
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