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Joined November 2008
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Hey @virginmedia - I renewed my contract with you in February and now you're telling me I'm out of contract?? What's going on?
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Dear @BBCNews, a simple query to Chat GPT or Google Gemini makes it clear that being outside the EU makes this problem visibly worse. And yet your article makes absolutely no mention of it. Why is this? bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c202…
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Wonder what @TEnglishSport thinks about Scotland's all-time greatest Scotland XI and why it includes Lothar Matthäus in goal.
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Dear @SimonCalder - are you aware of UK folks having problems with hiring a car in Europe with the old-style paper driving licence?
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Second day in a row the main story on the @BBCSport Rugby Union homepage has been hand-wringing about England. Change the record lads. There are other teams competing.
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Hi @ScotRail You're welcome.
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February 7th and the @Scotlandteam's championship is over already. #ITASCO
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Hello @Rick_Stein - when you say "equal quantities" of butter and flour for making buerre manié (French Odyssey P210), does this mean equal weight or equal volume?
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24 Nov 2025
Hi @Autoglass - why is it so difficult to speak to someone in your organisation? I have been asked to pay £600 for a repair when your website tells me I only pay the insurance excess. It is nearly impossible to get someone to help me.
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1 Aug 2025
Hey @marksandspencer why do you rarely (if ever) label clothes that imply us men are by default out of shape?
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31 Mar 2025
Hey @BBCBreakfast, what a ludicrous trivialision of the European space launch. "Washing machines"? Really?
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21 Mar 2025
Oi! @FirstinGlasgow ! Timetabled bus just fails to appear at Buchanan Bus Station? Lot of grumpy customers here....
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6 Jan 2025
Hi @EDCouncil - will there be a kerbside pickup of Christmas trees again this year? It's not easy to take a 6ft tree to your recycling centres.
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17 Dec 2024
Loss of water in Twatt alert!
We're investigating loss of water supply/low pressure in the #KW17 #Twatt area. We'll update you as soon as more info is available. Apologies for any inconvenience caused by this: scottishwater.co.uk/In-Your-…
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3 Dec 2024
Hi @scottish_water - arrived home to find you have blocked our driveway with no notification, no warning and no explanation?
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13 Nov 2024
Dear @PayPalUK - your Web site provides no route to contact you if I don't have an account, and yet someone is using my email address as an account ID. Can you please respond - I am concerned about fraudulent activity.
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8 Nov 2024
Dear @PayPalUK I am receiving emails telling me about transactions I have made. I have no PayPal account and you provide no option to contact you if I don't have an account. Can you help please?
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31 Oct 2024
Hey @FirstinGlasgow - the bus is sitting at Stand 37 at Buchanan Bus Station. Past schedule time. No driver. No departure. What's hapnin?
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31 Oct 2024
Hey @Experian_UK - does anyone actually listen to your X feed? Unhappy customer here.
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31 Oct 2024
Dear @Experian - you are refusing to allow me to reset my password on my account. Your phone line refuses to talk to me. And yet you have taken a direct debit from my bank account. Please advise.
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