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24 Mar 2025
To make sure they don’t suck any dick in their sleep
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New Orleans news paper from 1948.
Used 7 year old Buick Convertible for $1,200
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Ran through Arizona Chakra Aunt
Jun 15
Chelsea Handler looks like she is about to destroy an Arkham City museum while Prince is playing.
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25mph crash turns into final destination
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Jun 14
It’s cool seeing all of these Europeans surprised that you don’t need a “not getting raped license” to not get raped in public in America
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Jun 12
Dicks, balls and assholes
Jun 10
10 books to read before you turn 30:
1) Guns, Germs, and Steel by Jared Diamond
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Jun 10
My empire of dirt
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Jun 10
Found a news paper from 2000. A brand new Chevy pickup for $15k
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In other news, gay Chinese man surprised that he never played the straight father.
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Don’t worry everyone. It’s just 3 gay guys stealing turds.
Jun 5
Three men wearing hazmat suits seen entering the sewers in New York City
If you live in New York City, my advice is to leave now, for multiple reasons.
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Just heard a Skrewdriver song for the first time. Their first album actually sounds really good. Going to check out their ‘80s stuff next. :)
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I was going to say white balance, but nah. This guy is fucked up lol
why is he purple
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May 31
I make a point to follow bicyclists home and kidnap them. Keeping them in a shipping container while I turn them into a car through Joseph Mengele style medical experiments. Only for me to scratch them to death.
May 30
I make a point to scratch cars that are parked like this as I walk by
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May 30
I thought my truck needed a new differential. Turns out it was a $25 wheel cylinder that went bad and was making the shoes drag.
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May 27
Laughing at the idea of Frank Sinatra singing love songs about a polycule.
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